Spurs demolish Tblisi 5-0 as they make a STATEMENT to the rest of the competition and the world that they can beat awful football teams. Didn't watch it, but apparently Townsend played well. Nice one, Andy.
Swansea similarly dick on a CEE team as they beat Petrolul (PetroLOL more like!!!>!!?!1) 5-1 at home. Pick being a splendid overhead kick consolation by the away side.
Nic Anelka given compassionate leave after death of his agent. Says he may retire. Poor lad.
£93m for gareth bale. Fucking hell.
Flamini set to be the first of Arsenal's big name signings apparently. Nobody cares.
This video of 100 goals from 2012 is nice. Love it when they show worldies from tinpot leagues.