Arsene Wenger, UEFA and assorted bods from the Court of Arbitration for sport breathe a huge sigh of relief as Arsenal beat Fenerbache, who as it turns out aren't very good. With qualification likely the WARCHEST starts a'twitchin, with Benzema and Di Maria deals supposedly in the pipeline.
Chelsea sneak past the Wagons, managing to annoy pretty much everyone who built their fantasy football team around them in the process.
Willian rocks up in North London for a medical at Spurs. Remember when medicals only happened when deals had been agreed?
Liverpool rebuff a bid from Napoli for Skrtel.
Johan "the Nordic Mark Viduka" Elmander goes to Norwich.
Barcelona draw with Atletico, Neymar scores.
And other stuff (probably).