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I've got to Julienne more.
Get a SlapChop, Theo.
Well, Lidl's knock-off SlapChop's are shit.
Want to buy it for us?
maybe ask him?
When is your wedding anyway? Soon isn't it?
in fact, the fun in which it feels like Supermarket Sweep when doing the wedding list thing in John Lewis is reason enough to get engaged. :D
Yeah an old work colleague told me that you basically go round with a scanner, zapping the barcodes of everything you might like on the list... Would be more fun if it was an actual trolley dash though. Through John Lewis.
I scanned a DSLR, an iMac, Macbook Pro, a few video cameras, a £3k 4K Sony TV and a £400 BBQ, but my other half vetoed them all after we got home. She shouldn't have left me in the audio visual section alone.
This joke doesn't work because the punchline does not unify the two elements that should be in your set up. That's because your set up only has one element. This is a fundamental error.
Try something like:
Q: Which redheaded actress like chopping vegetables incredibly finely?
A: Julienne Moore.
You see, in comparison to your joke, my set up contains TWO parts - an actress, AND vegetable chopping, which leads us naturally to a conclusion which will bring together the two in a pleasing manner.
I want ten more jokes from you by the end of the day.
please god no
i've been staring at the OP for ages trying to understand how it was a joke
I think it was around the time of Boogie Nights.
I've no idea why I'm here.
Julianne Moore IS beautiful though.
but i've never seen (or heard of) Boogie Nights.
I think you need to wishpig yourself, theo
I think I need to Julianne less!
Which performances in particular?
might have been that film where people would fly off into the sky every now n then