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Ask me anything
Would you rather suck off a pig or a goat?
Leave nothing out, I want the reasons I have become a hostage, my kidnappers' motivation for taking me to a zoo and forcing me to perform oral sex on an animal, everything
2. bad luck
instead of his bedroom, where he keeps all the animals that he regularly sucks off (goats, pigs, horses, tigers, gorillas etc.)
The glorious return of zahidf's cranking thread? Because I'm very pleased about that
I feel bad now. I'm sorry.
Generally speaking though I am quite grumpy and I enjoy telling lies. I don't know if this answers your question
Best crisp flavour?
Arctic roll or choc ice?
Best album of the year so far?
on you getting diplomatic with the creature.
potent slime glands and everything.
can tell you it was something thematically similar to this thread.
I don't know, this is the hardest question isn't it. I was pretty pleased with my degree but I could have put more effort into it and didn't end up with a job out of it. Dunno, sorry
It was something me and some friends set up in uni, less formal than a studio but less pretentious than a collective. We came up with the name after seeing a taxidermy pheasant in a skip covered in purple paint
a) How does that make you feel?
b) How does that make me feel?
because of all the internet bullying in this thread (japes).
Ho's things in Oxford? Are you looking for soemwhere else to live? Come to Manchester soon x
i do want to come to mancehster soon though. going to try and work out when will be best.
what should i buy?
also which diser would you most like to suck off?
You should buy £2 worth of packets of Rolos of course.
i might get a packet of rolos amongst other things and send you them though
this could be a nice little earner for you
"can you maybe take a look into the recipe? timeline?"
I can give you my postal address to send it to me.
is it halfagiraffe?
he's only human
the next time I see him on the 23 bus from Stockport to Didsbury
PS i always read your name as Elaina_Cool As Air
but I felt such a lack of peace in my sleep last night and in those moments between sleep and being awake, it was almost as if someone who had been looking after me every night since I was born was suddenly gone :(
Oh wow - I love that you read my name as Elaina_Cool As Air! That's great :)
I usually have a bad night's sleep if I do that. I've started drinking decaf tea after about 8 as well. To be honest I don't know if these things make a difference. This is a boring post.
I might name a track Elaina, Cool As Air. I think it's a good song name
thanks andy vine
Cheese and Onion
Salt and Vinegar
Sour Cream and Chive
Cheddar Cheese and Bacon are an unknown quantity, I've never heard of them before now
or sour cream and chive (which are amazing, you dick).
this is an excellent question
Don't know actors. Someone else answer this for me
Temple of Doom > Raiders of the Lost Ark > The Last Crusade
(Sorry if I've strayed beyond my boundaries by asking two questions)
Primark, Topman, maybe H&M i think