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Had a pack of beef ones in the office on Wednesday. The only comments were jealous ones.
soon to be devoured.
and got a cajun chicken wrap, pickled onion monster munch and diet coke.
i fucking stank that afternoon.
i love a dairylea triangle.
Diet Coke is the work of the Great Satan
But whenever I drink coke at my desk some cuntshovel will always make a "ooh, full-fat coke" comment. I'd respond with a witty retort, but I only really drink it when I'm hungover and I can't usually manage more than a grunt.
It's society, man. Society.
Keep it real. Keep it underground. Stay off the grid.
Always Coca Cola.
fucking hell, the nerve of some people
that will be, erm, no fat then ... idiots.
a cocking mare.
I'm judging you for this, Lightbrown.
Not cool, man.
I thought the premise was that these are things people judge you for when you eat them, not whether or not these things are actually good/bad to eat as an adult. Coke is fine, but Frosties? Really?
I'm just thrusting my prejudices upon internet people.
I still think frosties is acceptable though. Maybe not if you are seen pouring them in the bowl from a box with a picture of a tiger on it, though.
and my DiS bingo card will be full
I love me some chicken dippers but you do leave yourself open to rampant judgement.
and a crying shame, that is.
and I'll probably do it again.
Yeah even breast milk (non diet)
a whole box in one day while writing an essay
I kept the boxes in my room because I was worried in first year that my housemates would judge me for eating children's cereal (despite my social inadequacies being blatant anyway)
is eleven not relevant anymore?
come at me
or any kind of squash.
WTFs up with squash?
and it tastes rank.
I'd be trolling if it wasn't my true opinion.
someone have a word with this
Is it splash day or something? Fucking splash.
short for dicksplash?
spat my coffee all over my computer.
I'm listing foods I judge adults for eating. Except for the rare can of proper Coke I don't eat anything mentioned in this thread so far.
My dad judges me for eating anything in the day.
"Museli? Do you want a harvey wallbanger with it?"
"You're eating now, it's only Midday. Are you sure you don't want a beer?"
Your dad is right to have a dig at you.
She enjoys a wallbanger regardless of whether he's called Harvey!
he's done you Goatmeat, done you nice and proper.
would have made me sound like a tit.
to any of the foods, only the drinks.
would cover all bases
one for me.
It's raining, and I could still go for a chocolate milkshake.
do I get a point back?
Saw a 35 year old man ask where the Pop Tarts were in Tesco the other day. The cunt.
I love Pop Tarts :(
with the emphasis on the mental
on anything other than chips
Quinelled on your grans quivering split kipper?
mayo for me, but happy to let people put ketchup in theirs.
tomato sauce with anything you eat with a knife and fork, except CHIPS
appears to have brought some right wrong 'uns out of the woodwork.
sober). Inebriated Kinder Surprise purchases are fine.
i think we call all say a drunken curly wurly vending is acceptable.
either. It was really nice.
And mashed califlower and sprouts.
and riding off into the sunset.
might start a thread and call him out.
not will but might. Give me a shout when your balls have dropped pal. Not that I'd be interested in your balls pre or post drop.
P.S You've shit your pussy.
Obviously I've eaten them as an adult but they do conjour up a certain image of isolated heavy duty masturbator. Getting one called a Bombay Badboy won't help.
Because if it's the latter you're definitely a massive racist.
I judge them on what they don't eat.
If someone says they don't like veg then I can't be friends with them.
Any form of pick and mix.
how euphemistic all children's party food is.
Wagon = GIANT
Wheel = PHALLUS
*Yewtree officers swoop*
to give the kids a treat.
But you can't eat them without looking a bit rude
see also: callippos.
that are half covered in chocolate
I judge these people
they're magically delicious!