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(other than each others mums)
-whistling with your fingers in your mouth
clicking my fingers
touching my toes
any form of gymnastics above water
whistling at all
Do that thing where you roll your tongue
go see a doctor before death if at all possible
I think it's more to do with weak cheeks than weak lungs, because when I try my face always really hurts afterwards.
Open a bottle of beer with a cigarette lighter
Remember the number of days in each month
but an easy way to remember days in months is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Ma0D-fN38
I've just been HUMILIATED at the Golf Lounge. I have a really sore wrist from carrying boxes when I was moving house by the way.
in 90s that would make me less cool, but today it's just the opposite.
-- flipping the V to your television
-- blasting out Rid of Me deafeningly loud
Some of the scrotes round here can also smoke & use their mobile while doing so, I'd be over the handlebars after a few metres if I took both hands off
I got some very disparaging looks from Ms Buchan (my primary school teacher who lives on my street) for cycling with my arms in the air the other day.
Was riding round with my kids on their bikes yesterday, they wanted to do hi-fives as they went past and I failed to do so without crashing into fences and parked cars in the close. Wasn't an even competition, they're 2 and 7 and have stabilisers on their bikes, I have a bmx that's so small I hit my knees on the handlebars when I pedal. I felt like the neighours were taking bets on when i would swear and give up, mortified.
Be a fully functioning human
It looks super tedious though. I'll stick with draughts