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He's got a Wigan address
Jordan may as well pack up his clown shoes and leave town.
in that internet way where you don't physically laugh, but your brain registers 'amusement'.
all the cakes were priced at £1 except for one, whic was £2. Someone asked why. I informed her it was Madeira (my dearer) cake
I think I have Inverse Amusement Disorder today
I like to wind him up by giving him any post that is addressed 'To the Occupier'.
Two Muslim men arrested after crashing speed boat into Thames Barrier. Police believe it is the beginning of Ram-A-Dam.
- To do
- To do
- To do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo
dead ant dead ant etc.
What do you call a pop star who is accused of drinking at the wheel when it's actually lemonade?
I got ABBA
passed with flying colours
congratulations to all on your recent exam successes!
I've just left the dentist with a sore and bleeding mouth. He's had it coming, in fairness.
he's had it coming to be fair.
is a liability.
Two 'abilities' in there.
Because all proper tea is theft!