They don't order pizza in Europe!
PIZZA CAME FROM EUROPE YOU TWAT
It is nearly impossible to get toiletries, snacks, and ibuprofen at the same place in Europe.
NO IT'S NOT YOU CUNT!
Driving a Car
PEOPLE DRIVE IN EUROPE ALL THE TIME YOU BELL END
What do Europeans do if they get hungry after 9 p.m.?
Household Appliances Such as dishwashers and dryers.
YEAH WE DON'T HAVE THEM WE JUST PISS ON OUR PLATES AS A WAY TO CLEAN THEM
WHAT MATE? DUNNO WHAT THAT IS, WE LIVE ON MUD AND OUR OWN TURDS