Anyone got any?
that's not ok.
Gonna have to ban you for a while for that one. I'll let you fire off some messages first, to explain your absence.
you should never say what you said, even in jest.
dive the deepest sea
run the longest runway
pee the yellowest pee
or you don't wind up splatted by an incoming airbus, you won't be able to verify the comparative yellowness of your pee anyway, loser
it probably means his kidneys have packed in.
Sometimes the river flows but nothing breathes.
A train arrives but never leaves.
It's a shame.
Oh life like love that walks out of the door.
Of being rich or being poor.
Such a shame.
But it's then, then that faith arrives.
To make you feel at least alive.
And that's why you should keep on aiming high.
Just seek yourself and you will shine
You've got to search for the hero inside yourself.
Search for the secrets you hide.
Search for the hero inside yourself.
Until you find the key to your life.
In this life long and hard though it may seem
Live it as you'd live a dream.
Aim so high.
Just keep the flame of truth burning bright.
The missing treasure you must find.
Because you and only you alone.
Can build a bridge across the stream.
Weave your spell in life's rich tapestry.
Your passport to a feel supreme.
best piece of advice.
you've asked for motivational tips. the internet is probably the most de-motivating thing there is aside from drugs/alcohol and disease.
but kind of in the cocodalol sense
You mope around here and it's all amusing and that, but I dunno if you;re actually serious about your depression and job (or lack of) and homelife and lack of sex or women but I've been there. And whilst moping feels good, you become this character, this stereotype of a depressed loser, as if you're like a "before" character in a movie. Like everyone shares in your comedy life of being unlucky in, well, everything.
But fuck that. The longer you dwell in that character, the more it becomes you, and pushes out your real character. I've seen some mates completely consumed. AS it happens to us all. It happens to women too, then they become crazy cat ladies. The men seem to become alcoholics.
So what I'm saying is, you have the power, you've got the potential to do or be whatever you want man. You've got the whole world waiting for you to declare who you are and what you can be. If you want something, anything, you can have it. Life is hard, but you're harder, it's just getting started that's all. Have a bit of faith in yourself and you can achieve anything, I truly believe this.
tl;dr: Start bodybuilding. It literally saved me.
Truth hurts though.
What precisely do you want to be motivated to do?
because i think it's important
but now he is basically the Mere Psued of making obviousl sexual jokes and not reading the good advice that he asked for
...good, 'cause of all the good books and stuff on it.