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Who is the best-looking person of your own gender (or opposite gender if gay)?
Like, if aliens came down and said 'We need the most buff man and hottest woman' and you got to choose, and weren't allowed to nominate yourself, who would you send? But I don't want this to turn into a who do you fancy thread, hence the awkward rules which mean you can only select someone of the gender you generally don't sleep with (bisexuals can pick at their own discretion). I'm sure this will offend someone.
Basically, is there any man more handsome that David Gandy? Probably not:
D-Becks
Obviously
Huge this^
If this is going to just be lists of people's 'man/girl crushes'
These guys should also be incluuded:
James Franco
Joseph Gordon Levitt
Willem Defoe
Brad Pitt
sorry
Willem Defoe? he looks like a fucking goblin
That's just because of his powerful perfomance in Spiderman.
In years to come, people will say he looks like a crude polar bear toy.
He has one of the most interesting faces I have ever seen
I know loads of girls who fancy him
are we talking about the same guy?
http://i.imgur.com/YZL5KFB.jpg
fuck off, he has the facial structure of a not especially bright criminal
calm down Franz Joseph Gall
I don't think bi's should be allowed in this thread fwiw
You're the boss though
All are welcome here.
Also, I agree that David Beckham on a good day is an excessively handsome man.
Another ^this for Beckham although
I could live without the excessive tatoos.
He also has a very large cock which would give the aliens a good impression of the male of the species
How do you know this?
Is this why PO was so coy about the details in her thread?
Wrong footballer
(becks has a wee maggot).
Exhibit A (nsfw)
http://tinypic.com/r/246wha1/5
exactly
Wow bud
way to be a dick to the asexual. Bet you're a Pieces
Asexuals can still make an call on someone's attractiveness, surely.
I refuse to exclude anybody.
And for your information, I'm a beautiful, proud, firey Leo.
Nick Knowles
Or any of the Richmond Sausage Boys who are coming home for the summer
Nick fucking Knowles
TripleX-rated Hewer/Beyonce DVD
Mads Mikkelsen
Sean Bean
if his first name and last name rhymed he would be Sean Bjorn
That's a good point
prick is trying to have it both ways
or Seen Been
Phwaor:
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/sean%20bean%20in%20drag.jpg
Still fancy Sean Bean in drag
The concept of human beauty wouldn't be the same to an alien species
I'd send Christopher Walken as something more to their own tastes
be-HOLD
http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Christopher_Walken_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg/220px-Christopher_Walken_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg
That's the kind of backlighting that shouldn't just be kept for Hollywood's elite.
If only he could've been sent into space
before Natalie Wood boarded that boat :(
Shakira
Just realised that this might imply that I wouldn't shag Shakira.
If you're reading this Shakira then I definitely would shag you,.
sol campbell
Fix.
i fancy steve coogan
when he's pauline calf.
:D
David Duchovny
Gillian anderson
ctrl-f "skarsgard"
you people never fail to horrify me
Dan Petrescu
He's close...but just a little too perfect
Struggling to think who is better but they'd have a little bit more..."weird" in their makeup
or me it will always be Marilyn with her button knows and lovely tits
nose!
What, knows? NOSE! BUTTON NOSE!
For* not or
Hello Norma Jean.
http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens6643722module63516172photo_1255743857norma-jean-2.jpg
aww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U
I would NEVER given in to these sexually voracious alien predators
NO DICE
The one who looks most like a female.
Obviously.
Creamy avocado linguine
quite nice
Good to hear.
justanothersheeldz
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4434815#r7653654
Sheeldz, or failing that Hugh Jackman
*pisses self*
:o
wow.
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=28anbdi&s=5
Christ mits
Some kind of warning would've been nice
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
NSFW?
Depends how prudish your workplace is
Ideal person to do the ^thissing
what does NSFW mean?
nobody should fuckin worry
rude!
...oh
Soz!
:'D
the rules on internet browsing where you work must be pretty lax
Boss is away
I'm in charge. So I'm getting paid to look at dicks. Pretty fun ;)
Just sent you a photo
Yea, I recieved it thanks babe
Now where is that zoom in button? ...hmm.
Just to the side of the left bollock
And what a bollock it is.
Well...
www.theonion.com/articles/youre-going-to-love-my-balls,10977/?
"I used to apply makeup to them" - seriously Chris? I thought you lawyers were always busy working. Not applying concealer to your nuts.
You'll actually be able to see your reflection in them, like a kid looking into a fuzzy, fleshy, pink Christmas ornament
dinner?
OK
D:
"like a kid looking into a fuzzy, fleshy, pink Christmas ornament"
Calm down Saville.
FFS, when you took that you promised you wouldn't show it to anyone else.
Hugh Jackman
Unless Australians are (rightly) disqualified for being sub-human, in which case it's Jon Hamm. Preferably not Don Draper Jon Hamm.
"He looks like a cartoon pilot!"
Idris Elba
sophiacherryx
She's not going to sleep with you
I would send a young Dolly Parton...
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20312021/Dolly+Parton+Dolly.jpg
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/66332232/Dolly+Parton.png
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/75966624/Dolly+Parton+PNG.png
<3 Dolly
And people say she's just a big pair of tits
Hunter Parrish
Kat Dennings
It's probably Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Bradley Cooper, eh?
david gandy looks like a burns victim
if he is one, more power to him
cant belive rhiann babbygoose
hasnt been mentioned yet?
He's not really a proper man though, is he? Too girly.
hence i'd do his buttt
isidore isou. seems to only be about 4 pictures of him and i have wanked over all of them
http://irrueption-belleville.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/isou.jpg
:D
shameful attempt at working out who all the female users are.
Without spoilering but the short, bald, squinty-eyed man from Southcliffe (also in Breaking Bad)
did someone insane cast him? How is he a massive minge magnet?
Do you know what's fun to do if you're bored...
go onto the big model agency websites like storm and elite and just browse through all the beautiful models on their books.
alternatively
Actual pornography.
:D
look at this guy http://www.stormmodels.com/LeandroLima.html?boardId=1006
and look at this one
http://www.models1.co.uk/details.aspx?nav=0&modelid=373093&sexid=2&subid=7770&mainsubid=7770&indx=2<r=&num=39
WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOURS MATE
I like the one where she's forgotten how to sit on a sofa and is styling it out.
great eye work
Its gotta be paul weller for me!
A true gentleman with the soul of a poet!! And such great hair
Proper haircut innit.
Gotta be Gandy
Really.
Probably Marcus Gilmore.
Martin Clunes