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Who is the best-looking person of your own gender (or opposite gender if gay)?

hip_young_gunslinger [Edit] [Delete] 108 replies 13:03, 12 August '13

Like, if aliens came down and said 'We need the most buff man and hottest woman' and you got to choose, and weren't allowed to nominate yourself, who would you send? But I don't want this to turn into a who do you fancy thread, hence the awkward rules which mean you can only select someone of the gender you generally don't sleep with (bisexuals can pick at their own discretion). I'm sure this will offend someone.

Basically, is there any man more handsome that David Gandy? Probably not:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gandy

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D-Becks

Obviously

Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:03 | X

MrSteveBob, Raanraals, j0hn, fitzcarraldo, pichaelmarker, GayGuevara, incandenza_, fuck_this_band, and monoshono this'd this
- Huge this^
  
  If this is going to just be lists of people's 'man/girl crushes'
  
  These guys should also be incluuded:
  
  James Franco
  Joseph Gordon Levitt
  Willem Defoe
  Brad Pitt
  
  MrSteveBob @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:11 | X
  - sorry
    
    Willem Defoe? he looks like a fucking goblin
    
    japes @MrSteveBob | 12 Aug '13, 13:15 | X
    
    andyvine, spit-fire, moker, and fuck_this_band this'd this
    - That's just because of his powerful perfomance in Spiderman.
      
      In years to come, people will say he looks like a crude polar bear toy.
      
      hip_young_gunslinger @japes | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
      
      japes this'd this
    - He has one of the most interesting faces I have ever seen
      
      I know loads of girls who fancy him
      
      MrSteveBob @japes | 12 Aug '13, 13:18 | X
      - are we talking about the same guy?
        
        http://i.imgur.com/YZL5KFB.jpg
        
        japes @MrSteveBob | 12 Aug '13, 13:25 | X
- fuck off, he has the facial structure of a not especially bright criminal
  
  Epimer @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:31 | X
  - calm down Franz Joseph Gall
    
    anal_schwarzenegger @Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 13:41 | X
    
    Epimer this'd this
I don't think bi's should be allowed in this thread fwiw

You're the boss though

Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:04 | X
- All are welcome here.
  
  Also, I agree that David Beckham on a good day is an excessively handsome man.
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:09 | X
  - Another ^this for Beckham although
    
    I could live without the excessive tatoos.
    
    He also has a very large cock which would give the aliens a good impression of the male of the species
    
    NoahVale @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:23 | X
    - How do you know this?
      
      Is this why PO was so coy about the details in her thread?
      
      hip_young_gunslinger @NoahVale | 12 Aug '13, 13:27 | X
      
      Raanraals this'd this
      - Wrong footballer
        
        (becks has a wee maggot).
        
        PickledOeuf @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 15:24 | X
      - Exhibit A (nsfw)
        
        http://tinypic.com/r/246wha1/5
        
        NoahVale @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 15:27 | X
        
        exactly
        
        PickledOeuf @NoahVale | 12 Aug '13, 15:28 | X
Wow bud

way to be a dick to the asexual. Bet you're a Pieces

cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 13:04 | X

moker this'd this
- Asexuals can still make an call on someone's attractiveness, surely.
  
  I refuse to exclude anybody.
  
  And for your information, I'm a beautiful, proud, firey Leo.
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 13:08 | X
Nick Knowles

Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:05 | X
- Or any of the Richmond Sausage Boys who are coming home for the summer
  
  Balonz @Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:06 | X
- Nick fucking Knowles
  
  moker @Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
  
  Balonz this'd this
  - TripleX-rated Hewer/Beyonce DVD
    
    NoahVale @moker | 12 Aug '13, 13:46 | X
Mads Mikkelsen

blisters | 12 Aug '13, 13:05 | X

OvertakenByTractors this'd this
Sean Bean

Songs_about_ducking | 12 Aug '13, 13:05 | X
- if his first name and last name rhymed he would be Sean Bjorn
  
  colon_closed_bracket @Songs_about_ducking | 12 Aug '13, 13:07 | X
  - That's a good point
    
    Antpocalypsenow @colon_closed_bracket | 12 Aug '13, 13:08 | X
    
    Songs_about_ducking and Jordan_229_2 this'd this
  - prick is trying to have it both ways
    
    japes @colon_closed_bracket | 12 Aug '13, 13:10 | X
  - or Seen Been
    
    Smyth2 @colon_closed_bracket | 12 Aug '13, 18:42 | X
- Phwaor:
  
  http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/sean%20bean%20in%20drag.jpg
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @Songs_about_ducking | 12 Aug '13, 13:10 | X
  - Still fancy Sean Bean in drag
    
    icouldwinarabbit @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:12 | X
The concept of human beauty wouldn't be the same to an alien species

I'd send Christopher Walken as something more to their own tastes

Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:09 | X
- be-HOLD
  
  http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Christopher_Walken_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg/220px-Christopher_Walken_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg
  
  Lucien @Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:11 | X
  - That's the kind of backlighting that shouldn't just be kept for Hollywood's elite.
    
    hip_young_gunslinger @Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
- If only he could've been sent into space
  
  before Natalie Wood boarded that boat :(
  
  SenorDingDong @Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:22 | X
Shakira

icouldwinarabbit | 12 Aug '13, 13:08 | X
- Just realised that this might imply that I wouldn't shag Shakira.
  
  If you're reading this Shakira then I definitely would shag you,.
  
  icouldwinarabbit @icouldwinarabbit | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
sol campbell

shrewbie | 12 Aug '13, 13:09 | X
Fix.

hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:10 | X

japes this'd this
i fancy steve coogan

when he's pauline calf.

matthewslaughter | 12 Aug '13, 13:12 | X
- :D
  
  hip_young_gunslinger @matthewslaughter | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
David Duchovny

Gillian anderson

yes_ | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X

Pharyngeal, incandenza_, and Scout this'd this
- ctrl-f "skarsgard"
  
  you people never fail to horrify me
  
  fidel_catstro | 12 Aug '13, 15:26 | X
  - Dan Petrescu
    
    kiyonemakibi @yes_ | 12 Aug '13, 15:26 | X
    - He's close...but just a little too perfect
      
      Struggling to think who is better but they'd have a little bit more..."weird" in their makeup
      
      wonton @fidel_catstro | 12 Aug '13, 15:46 | X
  - or me it will always be Marilyn with her button knows and lovely tits
    
    marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
    - nose!
      
      What, knows? NOSE! BUTTON NOSE!
      
      marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
      - For* not or
        
        marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:15 | X
      - Hello Norma Jean.
        
        http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens6643722module63516172photo_1255743857norma-jean-2.jpg
        
        hip_young_gunslinger @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:15 | X
        
        aww
        
        marilyninthesky @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U
    
    Steved | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
  - I would NEVER given in to these sexually voracious alien predators
    
    NO DICE
    
    labmonkeya529 | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
  - The one who looks most like a female.
    
    Obviously.
    
    deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
    - Creamy avocado linguine
      
      quite nice
      
      Balonz @deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '13, 13:17 | X
      - Good to hear.
        
        deadonthestairs @Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:23 | X
  - justanothersheeldz
    
    brusma | 12 Aug '13, 13:20 | X
    - http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4434815#r7653654
      
      justanothersheeldz @brusma | 12 Aug '13, 15:11 | X
  - Sheeldz, or failing that Hugh Jackman
    
    cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 13:22 | X
    - *pisses self*
      
      justanothersheeldz @cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 15:03 | X
  - :o
    
    wow.
    
    http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=28anbdi&s=5
    
    marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:28 | X
    - Christ mits
      
      Some kind of warning would've been nice
      
      Antpocalypsenow @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:29 | X
      - hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
        
        icouldwinarabbit @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:30 | X
      - NSFW?
        
        Raanraals @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:33 | X
        
        colossalhorse this'd this
        
        Depends how prudish your workplace is
        
        Antpocalypsenow @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 13:33 | X
        
        Ideal person to do the ^thissing
        
        NoahVale @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 13:41 | X
        
        Raanraals this'd this
        
        what does NSFW mean?
        
        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 15:19 | X
        
        nobody should fuckin worry
        
        NoahVale @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:30 | X
        
        rude!
        
        marilyninthesky @NoahVale | 12 Aug '13, 15:34 | X
        
        ...oh
        
        marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:35 | X
      - Soz!
        
        marilyninthesky @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:43 | X
    - :'D
      
      the rules on internet browsing where you work must be pretty lax
      
      wewerewerewolvesonce @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:13 | X
      
      marilyninthesky this'd this
      - Boss is away
        
        I'm in charge. So I'm getting paid to look at dicks. Pretty fun ;)
        
        marilyninthesky @wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Aug '13, 15:18 | X
        
        Just sent you a photo
        
        Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:40 | X
        
        Yea, I recieved it thanks babe
        
        Now where is that zoom in button? ...hmm.
        
        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 15:44 | X
        
        Just to the side of the left bollock
        
        Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:47 | X
        
        And what a bollock it is.
        
        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:13 | X
        
        Well...
        
        www.theonion.com/articles/youre-going-to-love-my-balls,10977/?
        
        Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 16:17 | X
        
        "I used to apply makeup to them" - seriously Chris? I thought you lawyers were always busy working. Not applying concealer to your nuts.
        
        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:20 | X
        
        You'll actually be able to see your reflection in them, like a kid looking into a fuzzy, fleshy, pink Christmas ornament
        
        Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 16:22 | X
        
        dinner?
        
        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:23 | X
        
        OK
        
        Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 16:24 | X
        
        D:
        
        "like a kid looking into a fuzzy, fleshy, pink Christmas ornament"
        
        Calm down Saville.
        
        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:25 | X
    - FFS, when you took that you promised you wouldn't show it to anyone else.
      
      DaddyorChips @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 23:53 | X
  - Hugh Jackman
    
    Unless Australians are (rightly) disqualified for being sub-human, in which case it's Jon Hamm. Preferably not Don Draper Jon Hamm.
    
    Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 13:35 | X
    - "He looks like a cartoon pilot!"
      
      Pharyngeal @Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 13:47 | X
  - Idris Elba
    
    gonad | 12 Aug '13, 14:49 | X
  - sophiacherryx
    
    twentynine | 12 Aug '13, 14:52 | X
    - She's not going to sleep with you
      
      moker @twentynine | 12 Aug '13, 18:24 | X
  - I would send a young Dolly Parton...
    
    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20312021/Dolly+Parton+Dolly.jpg
    
    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/66332232/Dolly+Parton.png
    
    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/75966624/Dolly+Parton+PNG.png
    
    Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 14:53 | X
    - <3 Dolly
      
      marilyninthesky @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 14:56 | X
    - And people say she's just a big pair of tits
      
      NoahVale @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 14:57 | X
      
      Antpocalypsenow, monoshono, and Epimer this'd this
  - Hunter Parrish
    
    Kat Dennings
    
    wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Aug '13, 14:55 | X
  - It's probably Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Bradley Cooper, eh?
    
    justanothersheeldz | 12 Aug '13, 15:03 | X
  - david gandy looks like a burns victim
    
    if he is one, more power to him
    
    alcxxk | 12 Aug '13, 15:10 | X
    - cant belive rhiann babbygoose
      
      hasnt been mentioned yet?
      
      alcxxk @alcxxk | 12 Aug '13, 15:13 | X
      - He's not really a proper man though, is he? Too girly.
        
        PickledOeuf @alcxxk | 12 Aug '13, 15:27 | X
        
        hence i'd do his buttt
        
        alcxxk @PickledOeuf | 12 Aug '13, 15:42 | X
  - isidore isou. seems to only be about 4 pictures of him and i have wanked over all of them
    
    http://irrueption-belleville.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/isou.jpg
    
    fuckyeahdubstep | 12 Aug '13, 15:19 | X
    - :D
      
      icouldwinarabbit @fuckyeahdubstep | 12 Aug '13, 17:50 | X
  - shameful attempt at working out who all the female users are.
    
    meths | 12 Aug '13, 15:29 | X
  - Without spoilering but the short, bald, squinty-eyed man from Southcliffe (also in Breaking Bad)
    
    did someone insane cast him? How is he a massive minge magnet?
    
    Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 15:29 | X
  - Do you know what's fun to do if you're bored...
    
    go onto the big model agency websites like storm and elite and just browse through all the beautiful models on their books.
    
    Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 17:49 | X
    - alternatively
      
      Actual pornography.
      
      Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 17:57 | X
      - :D
        
        look at this guy http://www.stormmodels.com/LeandroLima.html?boardId=1006
        
        Elaina_Casoolare @Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 17:58 | X
        
        and look at this one
        
        http://www.models1.co.uk/details.aspx?nav=0&modelid=373093&sexid=2&subid=7770&mainsubid=7770&indx=2&ltr=&num=39
        
        Elaina_Casoolare @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 18:00 | X
        
        WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOURS MATE
        
        I like the one where she's forgotten how to sit on a sofa and is styling it out.
        
        Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 18:07 | X
        
        great eye work
        
        Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 18:00 | X
  - Its gotta be paul weller for me!
    
    A true gentleman with the soul of a poet!! And such great hair
    
    Danny_Apple | 12 Aug '13, 17:59 | X
    - Proper haircut innit.
      
      DaddyorChips @Danny_Apple | 12 Aug '13, 23:54 | X
  - Gotta be Gandy
    
    Really.
    
    moker | 12 Aug '13, 18:26 | X
  - Probably Marcus Gilmore.
    
    OvertakenByTractors | 12 Aug '13, 18:27 | X
  - Martin Clunes
    
    in_limbo | 12 Aug '13, 23:41 | X

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