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Who is the best-looking person of your own gender (or opposite gender if gay)?

hip_young_gunslinger [Edit] [Delete] 108 replies 13:03, 12 August '13

Like, if aliens came down and said 'We need the most buff man and hottest woman' and you got to choose, and weren't allowed to nominate yourself, who would you send? But I don't want this to turn into a who do you fancy thread, hence the awkward rules which mean you can only select someone of the gender you generally don't sleep with (bisexuals can pick at their own discretion). I'm sure this will offend someone.

Basically, is there any man more handsome that David Gandy? Probably not:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gandy

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  • D-Becks

    Obviously

    Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:03 | X
    MrSteveBob, Raanraals, j0hn, fitzcarraldo, pichaelmarker, GayGuevara, incandenza_, fuck_this_band, and monoshono this'd this
    • Huge this^

      If this is going to just be lists of people's 'man/girl crushes'

      These guys should also be incluuded:

      James Franco
      Joseph Gordon Levitt
      Willem Defoe
      Brad Pitt

      MrSteveBob @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:11 | X
      • sorry

        Willem Defoe? he looks like a fucking goblin

        japes @MrSteveBob | 12 Aug '13, 13:15 | X
        andyvine, spit-fire, moker, and fuck_this_band this'd this
        • That's just because of his powerful perfomance in Spiderman.

          In years to come, people will say he looks like a crude polar bear toy.

          hip_young_gunslinger @japes | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
          japes this'd this
        • He has one of the most interesting faces I have ever seen

          I know loads of girls who fancy him

          MrSteveBob @japes | 12 Aug '13, 13:18 | X
          • are we talking about the same guy?

            http://i.imgur.com/YZL5KFB.jpg

            japes @MrSteveBob | 12 Aug '13, 13:25 | X
    • fuck off, he has the facial structure of a not especially bright criminal

      Epimer @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:31 | X
      • calm down Franz Joseph Gall

        anal_schwarzenegger @Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 13:41 | X
        Epimer this'd this
  • I don't think bi's should be allowed in this thread fwiw

    You're the boss though

    Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:04 | X
    • All are welcome here.

      Also, I agree that David Beckham on a good day is an excessively handsome man.

      hip_young_gunslinger @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:09 | X
      • Another ^this for Beckham although

        I could live without the excessive tatoos.

        He also has a very large cock which would give the aliens a good impression of the male of the species

        NoahVale @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:23 | X
        • How do you know this?

          Is this why PO was so coy about the details in her thread?

          hip_young_gunslinger @NoahVale | 12 Aug '13, 13:27 | X
          Raanraals this'd this
          • Wrong footballer

            (becks has a wee maggot).

            PickledOeuf @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 15:24 | X
          • Exhibit A (nsfw)

            http://tinypic.com/r/246wha1/5

            NoahVale @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 15:27 | X
            • exactly

              PickledOeuf @NoahVale | 12 Aug '13, 15:28 | X
  • Wow bud

    way to be a dick to the asexual. Bet you're a Pieces

    cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 13:04 | X
    moker this'd this
    • Asexuals can still make an call on someone's attractiveness, surely.

      I refuse to exclude anybody.

      And for your information, I'm a beautiful, proud, firey Leo.

      hip_young_gunslinger @cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 13:08 | X
  • Nick Knowles

    Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:05 | X
    • Or any of the Richmond Sausage Boys who are coming home for the summer

      Balonz @Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:06 | X
    • Nick fucking Knowles

      moker @Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
      Balonz this'd this
      • TripleX-rated Hewer/Beyonce DVD

        NoahVale @moker | 12 Aug '13, 13:46 | X
  • Mads Mikkelsen

    blisters | 12 Aug '13, 13:05 | X
    OvertakenByTractors this'd this
  • Sean Bean

    Songs_about_ducking | 12 Aug '13, 13:05 | X
    • if his first name and last name rhymed he would be Sean Bjorn

      colon_closed_bracket @Songs_about_ducking | 12 Aug '13, 13:07 | X
      • That's a good point

        Antpocalypsenow @colon_closed_bracket | 12 Aug '13, 13:08 | X
        Songs_about_ducking and Jordan_229_2 this'd this
      • prick is trying to have it both ways

        japes @colon_closed_bracket | 12 Aug '13, 13:10 | X
      • or Seen Been

        Smyth2 @colon_closed_bracket | 12 Aug '13, 18:42 | X
    • Phwaor:

      http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/sean%20bean%20in%20drag.jpg

      hip_young_gunslinger @Songs_about_ducking | 12 Aug '13, 13:10 | X
      • Still fancy Sean Bean in drag

        icouldwinarabbit @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:12 | X
  • The concept of human beauty wouldn't be the same to an alien species

    I'd send Christopher Walken as something more to their own tastes

    Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:09 | X
    • be-HOLD

      http://wpcontent.answcdn.com/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/Christopher_Walken_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg/220px-Christopher_Walken_at_the_2009_Tribeca_Film_Festival.jpg

      Lucien @Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:11 | X
      • That's the kind of backlighting that shouldn't just be kept for Hollywood's elite.

        hip_young_gunslinger @Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
    • If only he could've been sent into space

      before Natalie Wood boarded that boat :(

      SenorDingDong @Lucien | 12 Aug '13, 13:22 | X
  • Shakira

    icouldwinarabbit | 12 Aug '13, 13:08 | X
    • Just realised that this might imply that I wouldn't shag Shakira.

      If you're reading this Shakira then I definitely would shag you,.

      icouldwinarabbit @icouldwinarabbit | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
  • sol campbell

    shrewbie | 12 Aug '13, 13:09 | X
  • Fix.

    hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:10 | X
    japes this'd this
  • i fancy steve coogan

    when he's pauline calf.

    matthewslaughter | 12 Aug '13, 13:12 | X
    • :D

      hip_young_gunslinger @matthewslaughter | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
  • David Duchovny

    Gillian anderson

    yes_ | 12 Aug '13, 13:13 | X
    Pharyngeal, incandenza_, and Scout this'd this
    • ctrl-f "skarsgard"

      you people never fail to horrify me

      fidel_catstro | 12 Aug '13, 15:26 | X
      • Dan Petrescu

        kiyonemakibi @yes_ | 12 Aug '13, 15:26 | X
        • He's close...but just a little too perfect

          Struggling to think who is better but they'd have a little bit more..."weird" in their makeup

          wonton @fidel_catstro | 12 Aug '13, 15:46 | X
      • or me it will always be Marilyn with her button knows and lovely tits

        marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
        • nose!

          What, knows? NOSE! BUTTON NOSE!

          marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
          • For* not or

            marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:15 | X
          • Hello Norma Jean.

            http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens6643722module63516172photo_1255743857norma-jean-2.jpg

            hip_young_gunslinger @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:15 | X
            • aww

              marilyninthesky @hip_young_gunslinger | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNDon9_82U

        Steved | 12 Aug '13, 13:14 | X
      • I would NEVER given in to these sexually voracious alien predators

        NO DICE

        labmonkeya529 | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
      • The one who looks most like a female.

        Obviously.

        deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '13, 13:16 | X
        • Creamy avocado linguine

          quite nice

          Balonz @deadonthestairs | 12 Aug '13, 13:17 | X
          • Good to hear.

            deadonthestairs @Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 13:23 | X
      • justanothersheeldz

        brusma | 12 Aug '13, 13:20 | X
        • http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4434815#r7653654

          justanothersheeldz @brusma | 12 Aug '13, 15:11 | X
      • Sheeldz, or failing that Hugh Jackman

        cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 13:22 | X
        • *pisses self*

          justanothersheeldz @cocodaLOL | 12 Aug '13, 15:03 | X
      • :o

        wow.

        http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=28anbdi&s=5

        marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:28 | X
        • Christ mits

          Some kind of warning would've been nice

          Antpocalypsenow @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 13:29 | X
          • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

            icouldwinarabbit @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:30 | X
          • NSFW?

            Raanraals @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:33 | X
            colossalhorse this'd this
            • Depends how prudish your workplace is

              Antpocalypsenow @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 13:33 | X
            • Ideal person to do the ^thissing

              NoahVale @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 13:41 | X
              Raanraals this'd this
            • what does NSFW mean?

              marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 15:19 | X
              • nobody should fuckin worry

                NoahVale @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:30 | X
                • rude!

                  marilyninthesky @NoahVale | 12 Aug '13, 15:34 | X
                  • ...oh

                    marilyninthesky @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:35 | X
          • Soz!

            marilyninthesky @Antpocalypsenow | 12 Aug '13, 13:43 | X
        • :'D

          the rules on internet browsing where you work must be pretty lax

          wewerewerewolvesonce @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:13 | X
          marilyninthesky this'd this
          • Boss is away

            I'm in charge. So I'm getting paid to look at dicks. Pretty fun ;)

            marilyninthesky @wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Aug '13, 15:18 | X
            • Just sent you a photo

              Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:40 | X
              • Yea, I recieved it thanks babe

                Now where is that zoom in button? ...hmm.

                marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 15:44 | X
                • Just to the side of the left bollock

                  Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 15:47 | X
                  • And what a bollock it is.

                    marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:13 | X
                    • Well...

                      www.theonion.com/articles/youre-going-to-love-my-balls,10977/?

                      Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 16:17 | X
                      • "I used to apply makeup to them" - seriously Chris? I thought you lawyers were always busy working. Not applying concealer to your nuts.

                        marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:20 | X
                        • You'll actually be able to see your reflection in them, like a kid looking into a fuzzy, fleshy, pink Christmas ornament

                          Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 16:22 | X
                          • dinner?

                            marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:23 | X
                            • OK

                              Raanraals @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 16:24 | X
                          • D:

                            "like a kid looking into a fuzzy, fleshy, pink Christmas ornament"

                            Calm down Saville.

                            marilyninthesky @Raanraals | 12 Aug '13, 16:25 | X
        • FFS, when you took that you promised you wouldn't show it to anyone else.

          DaddyorChips @marilyninthesky | 12 Aug '13, 23:53 | X
      • Hugh Jackman

        Unless Australians are (rightly) disqualified for being sub-human, in which case it's Jon Hamm. Preferably not Don Draper Jon Hamm.

        Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 13:35 | X
        • "He looks like a cartoon pilot!"

          Pharyngeal @Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 13:47 | X
      • Idris Elba

        gonad | 12 Aug '13, 14:49 | X
      • sophiacherryx

        twentynine | 12 Aug '13, 14:52 | X
        • She's not going to sleep with you

          moker @twentynine | 12 Aug '13, 18:24 | X
      • I would send a young Dolly Parton...

        http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/20312021/Dolly+Parton+Dolly.jpg

        http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/66332232/Dolly+Parton.png

        http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/75966624/Dolly+Parton+PNG.png

        Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 14:53 | X
        • <3 Dolly

          marilyninthesky @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 14:56 | X
        • And people say she's just a big pair of tits

          NoahVale @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 14:57 | X
          Antpocalypsenow, monoshono, and Epimer this'd this
      • Hunter Parrish

        Kat Dennings

        wewerewerewolvesonce | 12 Aug '13, 14:55 | X
      • It's probably Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Bradley Cooper, eh?

        justanothersheeldz | 12 Aug '13, 15:03 | X
      • david gandy looks like a burns victim

        if he is one, more power to him

        alcxxk | 12 Aug '13, 15:10 | X
        • cant belive rhiann babbygoose

          hasnt been mentioned yet?

          alcxxk @alcxxk | 12 Aug '13, 15:13 | X
          • He's not really a proper man though, is he? Too girly.

            PickledOeuf @alcxxk | 12 Aug '13, 15:27 | X
            • hence i'd do his buttt

              alcxxk @PickledOeuf | 12 Aug '13, 15:42 | X
      • isidore isou. seems to only be about 4 pictures of him and i have wanked over all of them

        http://irrueption-belleville.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/isou.jpg

        fuckyeahdubstep | 12 Aug '13, 15:19 | X
        • :D

          icouldwinarabbit @fuckyeahdubstep | 12 Aug '13, 17:50 | X
      • shameful attempt at working out who all the female users are.

        meths | 12 Aug '13, 15:29 | X
      • Without spoilering but the short, bald, squinty-eyed man from Southcliffe (also in Breaking Bad)

        did someone insane cast him? How is he a massive minge magnet?

        Balonz | 12 Aug '13, 15:29 | X
      • Do you know what's fun to do if you're bored...

        go onto the big model agency websites like storm and elite and just browse through all the beautiful models on their books.

        Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 17:49 | X
        • alternatively

          Actual pornography.

          Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 17:57 | X
          • :D

            look at this guy http://www.stormmodels.com/LeandroLima.html?boardId=1006

            Elaina_Casoolare @Epimer | 12 Aug '13, 17:58 | X
            • and look at this one

              http://www.models1.co.uk/details.aspx?nav=0&modelid=373093&sexid=2&subid=7770&mainsubid=7770&indx=2&ltr=&num=39

              Elaina_Casoolare @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 18:00 | X
              • WOULDN'T TOUCH HER WITH YOURS MATE

                I like the one where she's forgotten how to sit on a sofa and is styling it out.

                Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 18:07 | X
            • great eye work

              Epimer @Elaina_Casoolare | 12 Aug '13, 18:00 | X
      • Its gotta be paul weller for me!

        A true gentleman with the soul of a poet!! And such great hair

        Danny_Apple | 12 Aug '13, 17:59 | X
        • Proper haircut innit.

          DaddyorChips @Danny_Apple | 12 Aug '13, 23:54 | X
      • Gotta be Gandy

        Really.

        moker | 12 Aug '13, 18:26 | X
      • Probably Marcus Gilmore.

        OvertakenByTractors | 12 Aug '13, 18:27 | X
      • Martin Clunes

        in_limbo | 12 Aug '13, 23:41 | X
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