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a) give up
b) go out and try to purchase one
c) go out and buy a screw top bottle of wine.
but it can also work
I can't imagine converse (OMG NIKE !!!!>!?!) would be much good. They're too flimsy.
shoe method not mentioned.
Pad the bottom, hit it.
It's just there to protect the bottle really.
But after shattering a few I gave up for a bit. Turns out you'll be fine if you're still sober.
This is information is useless to you
wouldn't have been posting this thread had it been a beer bottle I was struggling with because I have perfected the lighter-opener technique.
I went out and bought a bottle opener btw.
So long as it doesn't break after 5 goes, you'll get your money's worth
booze, and yet, no booze.
My lazyfish is beginning to feel unloved.
Was a present, thoo.