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and she goes 'it should have danny dyer in it'
and i goes 'it's a book'.
sorry, that's the best i've got this afternoon.
He was drunk on Tequila and had long standing abandonment issues!
the following conversation ensued:
'You know that man at the tube station who's only got one arm?'
'Well, I went to the tube station today, and now he's got two arms, but no legs!'
'That doesn't sound like the s-'
'It's DEFINITELY the same person'