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cat shark has already been taken.
He should have been clearer with his titling instead of blatantly fishing for extra replies by trying to incorporate other celebritites. This is a Monty Panesar thread, and that's it.
Celebrities that hang from the ceiling.
Panesar then went up to the promenade above the club and relieved himself on the bouncers below, The Sun reported. The security staff then chased after Panesar, cornering him in a nearby pizza restaurant, where he was heard shouting “Help! Help!”
every bouncer in the country deserves to be lashed with torrents of urine
When Sussex were batting, Monty headed down to the nets - I assume with a cheery "Off to practice my doosra for an hour, coach!". Five minutes later he was doing this on the grass:
When Sussex were fielding, he was over in front of the main stand cupping his hand to his ear so that everyone would chant his name. It was like he'd suddenly turned into Hulk Hogan.
For some reason the whole thing reminds me of this: