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Come on there must be some things that are nice?
Sorry this isn't good. Bye! X
The last people were arseholes. I spotted through the window (you can see in a bit when you walk towards the building, i wasn't on a ladder or something) that the new people have all the Futurama boxsets.
Suffice to say they have turned out to be lovely.
Probably the best thing in the world to watch
One of the best dogs I've seen, so good at holding his breath.
Absolutely loving it he was.
Then when the car stopped at the lights, he started licking his owners face. Genuinely lovely scenes.
and just pretended to to.
with his ball.
not tied up or anything, just doing that sitting/lying thing, looking into the shop.
I took a picture, I'll find it in a bit.
You never see a dog on the pitch.
then they wag tails and continue on their day, only slightly sooner than they want to because owners drag them away.
all the dogs, all of them, were are a bit dog party. They all hung their bums up as they went in. There was a big fire though and all the dogs left in a panic, picking up any old bum they found. They all got out. Ever since when two dogs meet they sniff each other, each trying to find his/her own bum. I don't think it's true though.
when I was really little:
The dogs, they had a meeting.
They came from near and far.
And some came in by taxi
And some came in by car.
They went into the meeting house
And signed the visitor's book
And each one hung his asshole
upon the nearest hook.
One dog was not invited
Which caused him great ire.
He stood outside the meeting house
And loudly shouted, "fire."
The dogs got all excited,
They didn't stop to look,
And each one grabbed an asshole,
from off the nearest hook.
Now this then is the story,
And it is very sore,
To wear some other's asshole
You've never worn before
And that is why when dogs meet
On land or sea or shore,
Each one sniffs the other's asshole,
In the hope that it's his own.
other than that v. good
the rest doesn't rhyme
he presumably doesn't sniff other dogs.
It's so so so so ace isnt' it?
but then it just being ok and the parents being cool about it. i saw a kid run into a makeshift ticket booth and knock it over. the dad laughed. all was well.
having a nice laugh
and having a beer together
Id well up at the lamest things. Sporting hsndshakes were one such example. Be watchi g MOTD amd Keano would smash some grub into the ground then help him up afterwards - shit was so graceful it brought a tear to my eye.
Im not a fucking poofter anymore tho, someone gets smashed to the ground these days i want to see him finished off
And the breasts are jiggling slightly. Also the woman is sexing my dingle dangle
I rarely use cash but if I did and something was £10.05 and I had a £20 and a 5p, I'd be all over it. The cashier would respect me too and probably want to have sex with me.
But particularly great when it's old people because they say "I think I've got the odd"
I'm old, aren't I?
has a very old person sound to it.
Extending a palm to say 'Thanks' and getting a nod of acceptance back.
you go right, they go left
you eventually get past
*thanks for the dance*
just saw this happen: woman was clearly having trouble communicating to foreign old lady where something was. 'Sod it, I'll take you there myself, follow me' type of actions.
I was walking to my car just after finishing work when a woman asks me how to get to the motorway. It was about 8 miles away and I couldn't be arsed explaining all the turns and whatnot so I told her to just follow me. It was only 3 miles past where I was going anyway. I felt like a hero.
by playing it through the loudspeaker of their mobile telephone
when get fired by Sir Lord Alan Sugar
Man that really grinds my gears.
Would much rather they left the board room with a `SHOVE YOUR BUDGET ELECTRONICS UP YOUR ARSE *MISTER* SUGAR`. And then set fire to that shitty little case on wheels they all have and burnt the reception down.
and them saying "myself" when asked who was project leader and Sugs' insistence on saying resume etc etc etc aaaarrrggghhhh why do I watch it?!
gives you a window into the world of the ubercunt.
I like it when they get flustered on a project and start arguing and saying shit like `Excuse me, yeah, I've got a right to an opinion as well, yeah`.
I used to be fat (actual fat not "I'm so fat" fat) and I never dared.
I really admire them not caring about being judged/ caring and still doing it anyway.
Taking up half the lane as he teeters from side to side as he pedals.
That is the type of cyclist I don't mind getting stuck behind for a minute or so
like a pumpkin on a razorblade.
That is a really mean thing to say. Have you not thought at least they're trying to get fit/loose weight?
My bad sorry, completely misunderstood.
I think your initial reaction, heartwarming though t was, kinda exemplifies my point that theres almost an expectation for ridicule. There is a stigma, lets be frank.
I just think knowing that and being like "you know what, fuck em" and getting out there and doing it is actually pretty subversive and I respect it. As I mentioned before being formerly fat myself (and a fat child to boot) I know first hand how keenly sensitive you can become to what other people think of you. So to get out there and pretty much expose your biggest vulnerability shows personal strength.
If I was a sentimental guy I might even say when you see large people exercising in public you are actually witnessing a pretty big turning point in their esteem. But instead I just think to myself "good on them" and remind myself not to care what others think as much as I unfortunately do.