Normally I'd wish to avoid this poisonous Murdoch rag as the filth it is, but the Wednesday front cover is...well, just take a look for yourself.
Done laughing? Lovely. Quite why they've chosen now to print the newspaper equivalent of The Day Today's emergency broadcast film I'm not entirely sure - distraction from the numerous Murdoch sexual rumours perhaps - but the extravagant weirdness of the spectacle is interesting at least. Right?