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this is important
how many coastguards do you know?
then, i dunno. Fuck off?
I had a dream last night that I blew up a friend's house, whilst he was in it, for a laugh. It was great though, I blew it up and then him and all his mates came out of the house and grinned and we all knew it was top, top bants.
but I couldn't remember what it was called so I had to walk round the bar to look at the name on the pump and then walk back to the barman to tell him and he looked really impatient.
that is not the least interesting dream that someone has ever told me about
but instead of going to the corner shop at the end of the road I'd go into town because I fancied the walk.
then you go to make a cup of tea and are like wtf where's the milk
It wasn't a dream
I really needed a wee and the large Tesco petrol station didn't have a toilet.
but they weren't working as a lifeguard when I knew them and I don't really talk to them anymore
I don't think this counts
depending on your reading of Barking.
completely different. You mixing the two up is pretty offensive to coastguards - I advise you to stay out of Barking
was a life guard wasn't he?
He moved there from Dagenham a few years back.
me - loads