hit me up if any of you guys want to give London the slip and come experience the south-east's latest culturally fertile hipster mecca.
potential sights on offer include the seagull that eats pigeons outside my work (3 so far) & a man that stands next to queues outside nightclubs with a big bucket and gathers up the loose change thrown at him by the inebriated night-clubbers. (affectionately known locally as pick-a-penny steve)
p.s. no refunds if we get mugged in the town centre after dark.
just let me know, yeah.