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and I havent heard a peep from them. This is more worrying than some degraded sex drugs raveparty going on for some reason
Teenagers call it 'time-warping', which is an apt title as the kids utilise the earth's natural dimensional rips to travel through time and menace people of the past. Little Fargo Magaffigan told us about being peer pressured by his pressuring peers:
'Adolf said time-warping was just a bit of fun, that it'd give us some cool stories to use to chat up girls... but I think he went too far'
We asked him if he would ever consider 'time-warping' again.
'I see the temptation behind it, but meddling with the fabric of time can occasionally lead to serious consequences. I think I'll just stick to injecting spirits into my eyes for the time being.'
We all wish Fargo the best... and hope your kids aren't being tempted by time-warping, a fun, thrilling but MILDLY DANGEROUS craze that can be enjoyed by ANYONE with access to a dimensional rip (which we are campaigning to Google to have removed from the search listings because THEY'RE SO EASY TO FIND). Don't do it
* you don't know where they are a lot of the time, and neither to friends and fellow members of the local community
* they seem distant a lot of time
* you don't know where that Centurion's helmet / ancient stone structure / piece of the Turin shroud / unexploded World War II bomb / etc. came from and they sure aren't telling you
Chin up and
shielded only by a flimsy children's Winnie the Pooh & Piglet umbrella.
but all I'm getting is a weird, numb migraine.
listening to songs that I have painful attatchments to, thinking of stuff that made me sad, but nothing, nothing but pressure.
am I dying? I'm exhausted, but that normally makes my emotions more raw.
can barely listen to music, it just all sounds like someone's put the wrong speed on the record player, it's doing my head in
My father came over to the UK a few weeks back and he said that when he left, it was absolutely freezing.
it's nice now but yeah it was pretty terrible a few weeks back, though in saying that it was the winter peak. It's chilly, but really nice now heading into spring, blue skies etc.
I hope Lucien isn't reading this.
He'll tell you he was at a bbq last week
The other 10 just saw the opportunity to talk about themselves and seized the day like total champions
I even found myself singing it on the train back from Glasgow earlier and my friend was like, louise, you're singing, please for the love of god stop singing or at the very least pick another song. It's totally stuck in my brain.