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I am quite humpable, thanks very much.
At my old work the girl who replaced me was amazing. She drummed on mountains, listened to the coolest music, lived on her own because she hated everyone, and wore a white ninja t-shirt once. Turns out, she was a lesbian.
pretty fucking awesome
I'm starting to think they just say that so I'll leave them alone
You'll end up collapsing in on yourself
SO not THAT much of a lesiban (although I did mean to say J, that hair was getting a bit long ;')....)
Folded like origami.
plus I am quite interested in your real work crushes too
There is a wonderful girl here who is more of a best work mate than anything else, but she is also incredibly pretty, so yeah, I guess her then!
Work crushes aren't people you want to hump senseless, it's more a case of idly convincing yourself that you fancy someone because it passes the time quicker. Start another thread, do it properly this time
i have the sensitivity of TBO but the passion of Louis_Tacceh or whatever
as soon as I leave work, most attractive (relatively speaking) girl at work immedietely vacates my mind.
Otherwise I could be a while.
Yes it does exclusively colleagues
Was hoping this would be about people I admire for their working skills.
I'm a little upset she didn't try it on with me first. I'm looking really hot at the moment, and I'm good at my job.
Oh yeah, the question. There's a girl I really want to be humping senseless, but she *doesn't do work relationships* apparently. Which is code for: *I shagged you a few times, and to be honest it wasn't good enough to put up with the office gossip*. Which is pretty damning, I'll be honest.
there's a lot to love about this, not least the reveal towards the end. She'll realise her mistake one day, Kitchmo. SHE'LL RUE.
that's all i got
she was my boss, technically, so that was probably partly it mind.
Not here, at another place I worked at. Good-looking ones, as well. But they're not a good idea, office romances. It's like shitting on your own doorstep. I've had loads of offers here, but I go ''no way, distracting''.
from a fat middle aged man who claimed he'd once met billie piper after she'd play a gig at pontins and begged him to take her virginity but he refused cos he was a bit tired after swimming
Was it Chris Evans?
long blonde hair, amazing legs. And other misogynisms.
She has the same name as my girlfriend too.
That's media sales for you. My gf was convinced I was having an affair with at least three of them which is laughable seeing as in the 23 years before I met her I'd only had one other girlfriend.
It's a bit depressing.
Steved, I forget, are auditors allowed to bang clients? (the auditor who is hot isn't steved btw)
and she was an attrative. I wasted away the rest of the work afternoon writing song lyrics in my best Belle & Sebastian `step into my office` impersonation, full of terrible puns about wanting to see my accounts and so on. Good fun.
``oh you're just LOOKING for things to criticise``.
who casually dropped into conversation "well if you ever feel like having sex or something sometime...", one of my proudest moments I got to quote harry met sally, "<name redacted>, we are just going to be friends". And we were! Last time I saw her she was dressed as Hitler for Halloween though.
[unless you were married/engaged/similar]
THEY'RE all awful.
I wouldn't go out with anyone from work. They'd do my head in. I don't even like traveling to work with my boyfriend so I go a separate way now.
He walks too slow and makes me late so needed to ditch him.
That was my first and last work dalliance. I rarely notice people at work. I'm here to work and go on DiS, not get laid/ fall in love/ whatever. And I couldn't bear the thought of working with somebody I was with (unless it was our own business- who wants to go out with me and run a pug cafe with me please?).
Are you happy now vine? ARE YOU?
Zara just nipped my uncle Gerry in the junk. She's getting good <3
with their floaty dresses and golden thighs and hem lines and flowing hair, and tanned skin and high heels and cleavage and that certain something that you can't put your finger on that is like a drug.
I think I've just cum.
would be hotter.
Golden thighs he'll do what I please
I want to bang most of them.
they are all a bit Hollyoaks.
apart from the men, obviously
with fuck loads of hotties. but they all fancy pip_
If this is the case then there is no God.
I spend most of my day swooshing it about like i'm in a L'oreal advert which Wiggy can testify to.
I fancy loads of people at work, well, erm, about 2 or 3, but it's something to pass the time more than me thinking we might actually have a meaningful relationship together.
and actually not even any of the customers. Why don't I fancy people?!
I did briefly have a crush on this customer a while back but then I ended up moving in with her and you can't fancy your housemates, so I don't anymore.
Some of the customers though, yeah, definitely.
I'm starting a new job on Monday so I'll provide updates then.
Might not leave for a few weeks yet.
knows about my work crush. It's a bit embarrassing. He plays in an indie band that was moderately successful in the mid-noughties (I imagine some DiSers are familiar with them). We have almost hooked up a few times but the timing has always been off due to other relationships. I'm actually leaving this job next Friday and will probably never see him again :(
but of course I have a serious boyfriend now. When he had a girlfriend, I was a single. Then I got a boyfriend and he split from his longtime girlfriend. My work crush and I just weren't meant to be.
Who is that in the photo?
It was brilliant. Then she got pregnant. Then it was horrible. Even the thought of fancying someone at work gives me shingles now.
one's really young but fucking unbelivable. she can't be younger than eighteen, but probably not much older. there's a very specific type of woman that drives me crazy - very light skinned, very dark haired Asian women with really deep eyes. kind of look a bit like a made-up Elizabeth Taylor Cleopatra era shit. pretty much jizz in my pants whenever she talks to me. weirdly, though, she's got a really, really annoying sort of high-pitched gran/Bollywood voice. not even on her radar, and she's quite a strict Muslim as well, so no chance of a work do fumble or owt.
the other one's Polish. looks a bit like a short, girl next door version of Maria Sharapova. properly shy and polite and nice. unbelivably big boobs. proper girlfriend material.
this happens all the time - get a new job, see a girl who i should try to not be a woofter with, see another hotter bird who makes my groin twitchy, start acting like a dick. in an ideal world i'd be courting the latter and secretly banging the former. will probably be unecessarily rude to the blondy, then drunkenly make an absolute mong of myself over the brunette.
way too shy though, DiSsers should wear badges or something so I know who I can show off my indie points to during break times
And so my thoughts keep coming back to my ex 'cause she was the last person I was at all attracted to. Then I feel really shit about breaking up with her, and this happens whenever I think I've got over her, it does my head in.