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Oissin_ and other malcos.
without just licking the knife
Also: People who use forks in butter when they can't find a knife.
Unless you're about as capable as a wingless fruit bat you should be able to get the jam out of the jar with the knife without leaving butter behind. Wiping both sides of the knife on the bread first helps.
Also, this is a thread for calling people CUNTS not discussing why they are cunts.
it seems to be a bit of an emotive thing
Do you really need jam AND butter? I'd just have jam. Same with marmalade. Just marmalade.
got their scaly hands in the butter churn
and just be embarrassed.
but you're just being kind
YOU CUNTS!!! THERE ISN'T EVEN A PUNCHLINE, YOU STUPID, STUPID FUCKING CUNTS!!!
slurping until they've got all the liquid, then two minutes later when some of the ice cubes have melted, loudly slurping again, then repeating this for about half an hour.
show some respect, son. this is one of the best