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I thought of re-appropriating Gary Numan's 'Cars' or just singing the refrain from Life on Mars by Bowie.
I reckon they would give me 10m to say that.
plus add ons for future adverts upon your return.
here in my mars ?
but similar vein to:
Here up on Mars, I feel remotest of all, I can forget all the wars, It's the only way to live, on Mars.
And flick the Vs a bit.
Pump up the volume
was when I caught a glimpse of yer mas fud
"I'm sure we're all very tempted to make a mars pun, perhaps about mars bars or Girl from Mars or something, but let's for once, try to rise above it."
Oh god. What's that shaking? OH JESUS! OH FUCK, WE'VE AWOKEN THEM! THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!! AAAARGH!!!!"
Then cut the feed and have a beer.
''I'm the Mars Vaulter. Geddit? Heh Heh''
Are a million to one
Theo can be Hugh Dennis, brusma Parsons
That's the bald bloke who no-one likes I couldn't remember the name of.
Do you remember the time I landed up on Mars?
I don't know if you knew that.
Oh we'd stay up late (maybe, I'm not sure what time it was because it was on MARS!) watching stars,
on a planet that's now ours.
No I'd never be the same,
Wish I'd stayed there, up on Mars.
Just post a picture of the view, with #mars #yolo
"Stick this in your pipe and smoke it, Armstrong"
"one small step for a man/
Then I'd die
put my hands on my hips, have a look around and then just say
"What a shithole".
one giant leap for mankind
Mars is a shithole, I wanna go home
It's cold as hell.
I'll be back for breakfast
while pulling the hang-ten sign
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars. ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaars. ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaars. ...aaaaaars.
Christ my neck is killing me
One well coordinated, inspired trip for man. One viral youtube video for mankind.
Then maybe take a cat out of the shuttle and play with it in space.
That Ash's 'Girl from Mars' was originally 'Girl from Ards'
Ten thousand press ups! That's enough for today.
Oh, Mars! I didn't realise we'd arrived
I'd be in the corner pretending to snog someone. Where you hug yourself and feel your back up? Yeah that