To be fair, local papers don't really have the resources and legal backing to let their reporters get into really deep shit.
Also, I once knew of a local paper that an expose into a local brothel, only to discover that the very same brothel advertised itself as a massage parlour in the very same newspaper. Which was pretty embarrassing for all concerned.
honestly spent about 30 seconds looking for the rest of the piece, like it was hidden somewhere else on the page, rather than that being the real ending
"I will be having a look into it and take a look at who placed the booking for said room and make sure they are deterred from using the room in future"
"There may not be legislation to deal with all parties involved but there may be relevant legislation pertaining to the use of the building for such a purpose."
the woman "sliding" on to the floor after having been sat on the bed... like did she just turn into a big pool of silver liquid like the terminator?
'without relish I kick off my shoes' - think the last point in the lifecycle that anyone kicks off shoes WITH relish is about ages 7 or 8 to go on a bouncy castle.
i mean imagine this guy kicking off his shoes and thinking 'oooh yeah this feels great'
I had the choice of living for two weeks in the Holiday Inn Brentwood or the Holiday Inn Basildon whilst I found somewhere to live. From an apartment overlooking Sydney Harbour to Basildon. Dark days.
is this some kind of alt lit
:D
now there's a thread title I can get behind
stop, drop
kaboom, baby
Holiday in-and-out more like
what the fuck
One hates to be judgemental but that is a clearly shit piece of investigative journalism.
Ill-prepared, draws way too much intention to himself and gets kicked out before anything actually happens...
It even goes for the classic 'I made my excuses and left' line - the calling card of all local journalism trying to be hard hitting and invesitagtive.
To be fair, local papers don't really have the resources and legal backing to let their reporters get into really deep shit.
Also, I once knew of a local paper that an expose into a local brothel, only to discover that the very same brothel advertised itself as a massage parlour in the very same newspaper. Which was pretty embarrassing for all concerned.
It's the fact that he openly gets his camera out and takes a few photos.
What a idiot.
Maybe he thought they'd be into that?
'I made my excuses... cleaned myself off, pulled up my trousers, took some photos and left'
Has this bloke not heard of paragraphs then?
It's standard newspaper style to run each sentence as a separate para.
Might look a bit weird online, especially since it's a first person piece and less of a straight news report.
it looks weird in a newspaper imo
Artful Dodger. Three-quarter length trousers.
What can I say - it's Essex.
ITT
no one just going ':D this is fucking mental' and commenting on journalistic ability.
Lighten up, shitsippers x
ability instead*
Of all the things that are 'fucking mental'
People from Essex meeting up in grotty hotel rooms to have sex isn't one of them.
fair point
but still, this just *is* amusing - everyone be getting dour.
the only mental thing is that this was published
honestly spent about 30 seconds looking for the rest of the piece, like it was hidden somewhere else on the page, rather than that being the real ending
i kind of like that
it's like reading some kind of surreal haiku verses
Oh hang on guys - there IS a full story - that was some kind of 'behind the scenes' piece...
http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/Exposed-Brentwood-hotel-room-used-sex-parties/story-19561767-detail/story.html
hahaha what
The manager of the hotel, Phil Lockwood, thanked the Gazette for bringing the sex parties to his attention.
He said: I will be having a look into it
I bet he will.
"I will be having a look into it and take a look at who placed the booking for said room and make sure they are deterred from using the room in future"
any other room is fine though
"...so there is a difficulty in controlling entrance and exits."
I bet there is.
imagine paying £40 to wank off onto a bird's face at the same time as a bunch of other guys
With the rise in online gaming and increasing city centre rental prices...
Oh you know the rest
Imagine Bon Iver coming
onto a woman's face in a provincial hotel room.
:DDD
"Arrive 15 mins before the start (GB 17.30 Buk 19.30)"
Buk = bukkake?
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4433865#r7619963
GB = Theo?
£69 per night!
The account has more than 4,000 followers ...
Probably a higher readership than the paper has.
Brentwood Neighbourhood Policing Inspector Paul Wells said: "We are grateful that this has been brought to our attention and we will make relevant enquiries.
"There may not be legislation to deal with all parties involved but there may be relevant legislation pertaining to the use of the building for such a purpose."
Thanks guys, but this is totally legal yeah
Maybe there are planning codes about the number of people allowed in a hotel room at one time.
Not sure if that's entirely a legal matter though.
'Hi, I'd like to book a room for...'
'The hotel is no longer a sex den'
*hangs up*
Yes but
What makes a perfect pie?
Lynne, these are sex people!
Some funny language there
the woman "sliding" on to the floor after having been sat on the bed... like did she just turn into a big pool of silver liquid like the terminator?
'without relish I kick off my shoes' - think the last point in the lifecycle that anyone kicks off shoes WITH relish is about ages 7 or 8 to go on a bouncy castle.
i mean imagine this guy kicking off his shoes and thinking 'oooh yeah this feels great'
http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/user/lw-avatar/3532161/profileMedium1372253292086.png
now imagine him kicking off his shoes and thinking 'oooh really not enjoying kicking off these damn shoes for one'
http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/user/lw-avatar/3532161/profileMedium1372253292086.png
I like to think that he usually removes his shoes with a bit of coleslaw or something.
When I came back from living in Australia
I had the choice of living for two weeks in the Holiday Inn Brentwood or the Holiday Inn Basildon whilst I found somewhere to live. From an apartment overlooking Sydney Harbour to Basildon. Dark days.
You picked Basildon over Brentwood?
Controversial.
but the right choice
by the looks of things
The Basildon Holiday Inn is in Bas Vegas!
No contest. Nah, it was nearer to work and I lived in Bas (posh bit) before going to Aus so it kind of felt more like home.
Basildon has a posh bit?
Is Matt Cannon actually Greeny?
:D
Hip does seem a bit defensive of the/Greeny's house style.
Is this a Holiday Inn Sexpress
LOL!
sexpress Ho-tel
badoomtish
Wank off a builder and then write about it.