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You can thank me later, girls.
No such thing.
blocked at work.
or should we guess whats on it..?
nagging, saying 'nothings up' when something is, shoe collections...
Shagging your mates
Spending too long in the bathroom when she should be in the kitchen
Not waxing her toilet parts
There are many things we do that put him in a bad mood instantly, that we might not even be aware of, like the bunch of cunts we are! Does your boyfriend sometimes put you in a bad mood with some of the antics that he pulls? Well girls, I've compiled the top 9 things we do that put him in a bad mood, so that you'll be more aware of what could ruin your man's mood instantly, you stupid cunt! So ladies, you ready to explore some of the things we do that put him in a bad mood?
Nagging is absolutely one of the worst things in the world that a girl can do to a guy. Worse than the holocaust. It's hard for a guy to ignore our nagging and it is one of the things we all do that put him in a bad mood. Sometimes, guys do need some nagging, but there is a time and place for it and you want to make sure that you are nagging only when you know that he isn't stressing about something else, otherwise you are a selfish twatbox and deserve to die!
2. Constant Picking
Constant and insistent picking at our man is another thing we do that put him in a bad mood. We all pick at our mates, it's something that naturally happens because women are inferior, but if you are constantly telling him to tuck in his shirt, constantly telling him he needs a haircut or that you hate his penis, it can get on his nerves! Remember girls, there are things that he does that drive us nuts too!
3. Constant Text Messages
If your man states that he is going to be busy and you are constantly texting him, that is definitely one thing we do that ruins his life. Girls, you've got to understand, if he is busy, he can't constantly be texting you back or looking to read your boring texts. Instead, you've got to lay off the texting and wait indefinitely for him to come to you!
4. Too Clingy
Texting too much is a sign that you are being too clingy, but there are other ways to be clingy that can put your man in a bad mood. For example, showing up at his work, constantly calling him, killing his parents so he's all alone, constantly questioning him about his whereabouts and trying to figure out what he has been up to. These are all things we all do that put him in a bad mood that we might not have known, but should have known!
5. Needing Too Much Attention
While being clingy is one thing, constantly needing your man's attention can be really fucking annoying girls. Sometimes, he just wants to have his own space and wants to relax on his own. He doesn't want to constantly pay attention to you and everything that you need, you fucking idiot. Everybody needs space girls and sometimes, it might be hard to let him have it, but otherwise he will leave you and you are fat!
6. Bathroom Hogging
Oh girls, I am guilty of this one too, bathroom hogging. Guys hate it when we take forever in the bathroom. I know that taking a dump, doing your hair and makeup can take forever, but truthfully, when you are in the bathroom for hours and hours, without any sign of letting up, it's one of the things we do that makes our gender inferior.
7. Our Reactions
There are tons of different reactions that we, as girls have and truthfully, guys are petrified of them. Sometimes, when they tell us that they are having lunch with a friend or even if they are heading out for a boy's night, they are scared of how we are going to react. This, in turn, can put them in a violent mood, if we react badly to something as simple as a boy's night. So girls, keep your moods in check and your reactions to a minimum and repress those emotions till you can't stop crying at night!
8. Too Many Girls Nights
While guys do tend to limit their guy's nights when they have a girlfriend, us girls don't typically limit our girl's nights because we're inherently selfish. That can actually put our men in a bad mood – and can actually lead to a lot of fist-fights if your man is not secure. The solution? Include him! Also make sure that you reassure him constantly! Even while he sleeps!
9. Shopping with a Girl
Finally ladies, the last thing we do to put him in a bad mood is going shopping with him. Some guys are into shopping, but all of them absolutely hate it when their girlfriends want to go shopping. It's because we browse far too much, because we try on too many things on and because our time is worth less than theirs.
So girls, there are my top 9 things we do to put him in a bad mood. Do you have any other things we do to put him in a bad mood that I didn't come up with? Probably, because the list is endless.
but wow. what a list.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4433777#r7619104 explains it
i didn't click the link
It's what girls talk / stalk about
That explains that then...
Giving my dad a titwank in my dream and not apologising i the morning. Not seen the cunt in 15 years and shes boobing his donger
Not seen hi. To ask. I forgot i posted that here! Lol
is this website called 'all women stalk?'
I strongly recommend browsing through the articles. It took me ages to decide whether it was satire or not (it's not, worryingly).
"there are other ways to be clingy that can put your man in a bad mood. For example, showing up at his work, constantly calling him, *killing his parents so he's all alone*"
at the top of the page: "all women stalk"
but it actually looks like that
'If your man states that he is going to be busy and you are constantly texting him, that is definitely one thing we do that put him in a bad mood.'
and style made it really really annoying to read. That and being full of bullshit.
wasting precious time listening to substandard songs.
having any physical form of music collection visible.
What is this shit.
You either mock them or claim that your name is Theodora Graham-Brown and get yourself some articles commissioned...
Sex and food: the modern woman's addiction
Bogling - is it the new tango?
then looking at the time and realising you're several hours nearer the universal cataract of death. Several hours nearer to being in the fucking dank forgetful ground. Jesus Christ people are just complete fucking wetrooms.
this was to the original post
it then reads like a pamphlet on how to keep a pathetic yet vengeful god sweet. I prefer that.
"Include Him! Also make sure that you reassure Him constantly! Even while He sleeps!"
fuck off before completing their list of things that put men in a bad mood
*crosses arms and raises eyebrows until they disappear from head*
SHOWIN EM HOW IT DONE ON COD
I don't think there's anyway that that can be misinterpreted.
so thats why im single.
*must not involve nagging, picking, sending me constant text messages during dinner or taking me shopping...
Also can you not wear that fucking shirt. You know the one. The one that makes me look fat.
"For example, showing up at his work, constantly calling him, constantly questioning him about his whereabouts and trying to figure out what he has been up to. These are all things we do that put him in a bad mood that we might not have known!''
does #7 effectively blame women for domestic violence or am I reading too much into it?