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of the fake baby board thing
Then I think FUCK. People are cunts.
Why doesn't he sleep in his miniature tent?
What a prick.
YOU'RE a cute imaging centre!
and dangles the baby over the balcony, Jacko style
''i'm overwhelmed, but not as overwhelmed as i was after hearing Bon Iver's critically acclaimed debút For Emma: Forever Ago for the first time''
and could speak to the animals
"there's yer lot, now fuck off."
What's the fucking matter with these people?!
Just go "yeeeaahh" then go home?
'9 Months to Think It All Over: The Royal Baby Story'
before hosting a whirlwind evening of entertainment and chat
'Meet and Greet Us! with the Regal Foetus (and Paddy McGuiness)'
you see it at wimbledon, you see it here in those two girls with union jack blazers
all the union jacks, the hats, its unbearably kitsch, twee, post modern but simultaneously conservative. Like those harry potter fans who should be old enough to know better, suspending their disbelief to the extent that they can occupy themselves with a whole world of codified cheap sentiment which they've come to associate with some part of themselves, their personal history.
i dont get it
just to the extent that the union jack has been stripped of its value insofar as symbol of the values of the state and is worn as a piece of costume or fashion item.
Stick it with an Olympics badge, a pair of hunter's wellies, on a poll at Glasto and Ollie from fucking Made in Chelsea wearing it as a suit.
And Derek Chisora (not renowned, it has to be said, for a history of classy behaviour) came out dressed in what I could only describe as a Union Jack coloured KKK get up. It was bizarre.
Picture somewhere on here, apologies for link to The Mail but it was first result and seems appropriate given the topic at hand!
when the 'baby' is announced to just be Martin Amis in a nappy chilling out with the Royal Fam
The baby is mentally disabled but is able-minded enough to really want to be heir to the throne. Would it be banned from doing so, or would the anti-equality backlash mean that they would have to let it?
Genuinely curious- what would happen?
PS - apologies if I have used non PC language. PPS- I don't know the gender of the baby, I don't just refer to disabled people as 'it'
before it could even get close to the throne.
Can I at least want to live in a parallel universe where their kid has sweary tourettes? Or at least see an episode of Black Mirror where this happens?
The child to be a girl and their second child to be a boy who later becomes bitter that he's the first male in British history to be behind his female sibling in the succession and then proceeds in a series of Dick Dastardly-esque attempts to bump off his older sibling which fail in hilarious circumstances.
At least then the royal family would be entertaining.
rather than just hiring someone to kill her, that wouldn't be nice
It could be called King Amongst Men.
On, hold on.
Just notced the pervy old guy in this pick humping the back of some woman's head. LOOK AT IT
"Duchess in labour as world waits"