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but i've definitely watched so much of it that it doesn't excite me at all any more. the endless repeats on Dave have been a part of that fo' sure.
But we call him THE DAZZLED
but actually secretly really enjoy. Proper guilty pleasure.
The bit where they blabber on about supercars bores me to tears
But it is very entertaining, even though I have no real interest in cars and I find Clarkson and Hammond (not a real hamster) to be pustulous nonces
Everything is set-up to fuck, it's way predictable and there's a stupid cunt just trying to be as racist/sexist/homophobic as he can get away with, which unfortunately is quite a lot, because the BBC will do anything to protect him. That and the idea of being that interested in cars repulses me.
Other than that though, it's great.
The BBC's double standards where 'Jezza' is concerned are very amusing
I look forward to them gunning round the Nurbergring in motorised baths on their last show, it's also showing me bits of the world I will never get to go to, very silly endurance and creation tests AND a fawning celebfest. So a sort of Jonathan Ross-Scrapheap Challenge-Wish You Were Here- Three Men in a Boat sort of amalgamation.
But yes, endless footgae of gunning round the lake district in the latest Audi does nothing for me. I still have no idea what "torque" is.
The bits where they try to make it look like they're having 'bants' but the little guy can't do it and exposes the cringworthy scripting.
I like that it's contrioed and awful. It's just so bloody british. I LOVE IT. I also love cars and speed and the smell of petrol makes me incredibly horny. Top gear is good.
Despite Richard Hammond.
Clarkson - cunt
Hammond - absolute cunt
May - meh