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or proof that people are easily amused sheep? or both?
Wake up SHEEPLE
actually resulting in people drinking coke who would never do so otherwise. the suits must be laughing.
"Sucker!" on the bottle.
Or possibly my girlfriend's name on it, then I'm not buying a Coke.
I'm not going to start rummaging through, and Jennifer, Marc and Alex can fuck off if they think I'm sharing anything with them.
people sharing photos of a bottle that says something like 'Sanjeev' on it, accompanied by
VEYV GOT SANJEEV ON EM BUT NOT DAVIS LYK WOT MY NAME IS. SAZ IT ALL BOUT THIS COUNTRY
All the stuff going on right now, and THAT'S what they choose to get riled up about?
FUCK IT ALL
backfired, though. from that moment, I've been deliberately buying less than I did before. i.e. the rare impulse buy is no more.
because I'd feel really self-conscious about buying a Coke with a stranger's name on it.
I wouldn't be able to enjoy it, my mind'd just be going 'just who IS Davis? And why does my Coke have his name on it'
And, thinking about, I'd probably feel awkward drinking one with the name of someone I know on. Cause someone'd see it and say like
'ooooh d'you fancy her or something oOOOOooohh'
and I'd be all like 'no shup', but I'd be looking at my shoes and blushing and that
people would think you're a massive loser who spent literally hours rummaging through the shelves looking for a can with your name on it
so basically Coke should be a dead company now
All my old school friends from home have gone crazy for this, posting Facebook updates and a photo when they find a bottle with their name on it, or the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend, but no one else (I kind of have three groups of friends - those from home, those from uni, and those from London) has even mentioned it.
I have nothing but contempt for people that are so fucking malliable.
Artificial sugary crap
2013 and people are still drinking Coke?!
Do you think oranges just grow on trees or something?
i repeat we are sold out of BORT coke bottles
Falls for this shit?
... sticking it to the man!
He prefers Pepsi, for some reason.
(Sorry. I do genuinely have a cousin called Max though)
the increase of interest from bored/ing office workers seeking to brighten their boring day by having their name on a bottle MUST be cancelled out by the number of DiS posters who have had a crippling awkwardness meltdown in tesco at the idea of someone seeing them drinking coke from a bottle with the name of someone they do/don't know on it and thus won't dare buy coke for the entire duration of the campaign
....the name of his wife who died of cancer a couple of years ago. He hadn't seen the name on the bottle when he bought it and it really threw him that of all the bottles out there he had to pick that one...
i got a random can out of the vending machine at work and it had my bosses name on it. think she took it as some kind of sign i liked her.
the idea of a coke bottle with someone's name on it is a bit awkward.
Also, I've seen absolutely none with correct spelling of my name (Mark). Everybody knows that the version with a c at the end is a load of shit but the shelves are full of them!
but the downside to that is I have to drink out of a bottle with 'Scott' emblazoned on the side, which tarnishes my Diet Coke experience
It's fun to imagine them being ushered through the warehouse, onto the loading bay and into a long, thin room that is actually the back of a lorry.
(with Cementimental written on)
would be amusing. I think. maybe
THE RACIST FUCKS
"You'll have to keep the bottle, though. I wouldn't ever open it myself."
we need more 'Bort' Coca-cola bottles in the drinks chiller. I repeat we are sold out of 'Bort' Coca-cola bottles.