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and he'll give up drink until Christmas if you do!
WOWEE ZOWEE! HERE, TAKE ALL MY BANK DETAILS
house prices are too high!
help me perpetuate this insane system via free money!
Best thing that happens is he gets free money to help with his deposit
so, only thing that happens is he wasted his time, and the entire world thinks he's a clueless prick
Could've promised to dress as an octopus and eat nothing but Shredded Wheat for a year or some other wacky bollocks
No further bants.
I want names
I WANT FURTHER INFORMATION
It's a very old joke. As much as I would love to crucify DK here, I'm going to be gracious.
Daniel Kelly still lives at home with his parents, and still has a curfew....and his mum still cooks all his meals, and he isn't allowed fizzy pop 'because it's the devil's work' Pretty obvious, mate
They live with me
Umm, no it isn't.
look at him, he's exactly the kind of prick who'd buy a new build two bed maisonette next to a dual carriageway, five miles from where he was raised
Even Wales isn't that shit.
Unless he's just a 'half a pint on a friday' kind of guy, in which case his 'sacrific' doesn't amount to anything anyway.
...and save that money instead
someone got upset :(
No sod all about that website but it wouldn't surprise me if they weren't too impressed
and we gotta pay? Whae geez a fuck aboot tha?
who's got th' keys tae mah bimmah?
who am ah?
the girls them sugar.
how is a guy who can't save a deposit while living in free accomodation at his parents place going to be able to maintain a mortgage? Especially a party animal like this one
I feel ashamed to do this because I applaud the great opportunities that this site offers so many people, but I am desperate to raise a deposit for my first home, and quite frankly, what I will be giving up is quite an unbelievable sacrifice (read on)! I've also never done this sort of thing before.
I am 26 years old, and still living with my parents. That's the first embarrassing problem! The second problem is that I'm finding it impossible to save enough for the large mortgage deposits that the banks demand now. Those of you who know me I hope think of me as a generous person. I certainly have tried to live up to that image. Unfortunately, I may have partied a little too well. What pathetic little I have managed to save over the last four years of employment, it will take me another 3 years before I get anywhere near a deposit for a house. I don't want to burden my parents any more, but I am trapped. Please help if you can.
In return, I plan to give up drinking until Christmas Day. Yes you heard me. Five months. I don't know how the hell I'm going to do it, but if you back me, I will stay firm! I will even put your name on a plaque to adorn the walls of wherever I end up.
Any money I receive through this campaign I will hold firm in a separate account that I have especially for my deposit. It will not be touched for any other reason!
My sincerest gratitude to anyone who supports me.
And it turns out it's Robin Ince
Fucking hell, what a bellend.
Went through a period where I didn't drink for roughly 14 years, no big deal.
What did I get? Not even a penny. Fuck this guy.
Don't go spending it all on booze now though!
thinking 'it must have worn off by now' and then end up having to stop myself snotting with laughter.
I don't drink; cheques in the post pls. Chop chop
He might have enough money to afford a deposit without having to beg around on the internet.
i'm picturing the singer from northern uproar as i read that.
Nobody has to give him money.