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Shit expensive things

Balonz [Edit] [Delete] 203 replies 15:14, 17 July '13

Luis Vuitton. Fucking bollocks. Makes you look an instant cunt. The younger you are the more of a cunt you look/are.

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  • Your ma

    Never again

    andyvine | 17 Jul '13, 15:15 | X
    • £15 worth electric meter cards?

      Expensive?

      zxcvbnm- @andyvine | 17 Jul '13, 15:18 | X
      • Too rich for my blood

        andyvine @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
  • All those sort of blingy brands I guess.

    Personalized number plates.

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:15 | X
    • But especially LV and that pattern.

      Thanks for your support.

      Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:16 | X
      PickledOeuf this'd this
      • I believe his name was Coolio

        thewarn @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
        • :D

          (fucking hell)

          deadonthestairs @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:47 | X
    • I always think those blingy bags, etc look really really cheap

      Like sub-Primark quality

      urbanfox @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:18 | X
      TheSoundofBastards this'd this
  • an iPad

    well why not

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:16 | X
    ethricdouble this'd this
  • BT

    justanothersheeldz | 17 Jul '13, 15:16 | X
  • Tommy Tippee nappy bins

    Just use a regular bin you precious cunts...

    Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:18 | X
    • I now use thewarn's method.

      Balonz @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:19 | X
      thewarn this'd this
      • shitting in Pentago's bin?

        thewarn @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
        Balonz, Pentago, and urbanfox this'd this
  • Team Sky cycling top.

    Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:19 | X
    zxcvbnm-, follow_the_leader, and brainfeedr this'd this
    • + all stupid ass "team" cycling gear

      zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
      • ass?

        always had you down as an arse man

        thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
        • I've gone american on your ass. period.

          zxcvbnm- @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
          • gnarly

            thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
            zxcvbnm- this'd this
          • *yo' ass

            robluvsnic @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:37 | X
            Raanraals this'd this
    • Last time I was in a cycling shop

      they were selling replica tour de france yellow jerseys.

      monpot @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 16:02 | X
    • to be fair

      rapha make really nice stuff

      hibster @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 18:04 | X
      rich-t this'd this
      • just spent £250 on show New rapha shorts and a jersey (not sky kit)

        The replica sky stuff is nasty though. Unlike most rapha gear it feels cheap.

        rich-t @hibster | 17 Jul '13, 19:03 | X
  • fake boobees

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:19 | X
    • Isn't this better evaluated on a boob by boob basis ?

      Using an equation of current state minus previous state divided by money spent, or something like that.

      tea_segall @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
  • Brabantia bins.

    GayGuevara | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
    • we're on #2

      I can confirm their shitness. Actually the current one may be a pretend brabantia.

      zxcvbnm- @GayGuevara | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
    • we have a brabantia bin and it is good

      not amazing, but it does what I ask of a bin. is also somewhat better than my old bin, which was a plastic box with a tea towel for a lid :/

      breakfast_t_england @GayGuevara | 17 Jul '13, 18:49 | X
  • Gold teeth

    jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
    • not ^this

      andyvine @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
  • Cocaine

    Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
    tea_segall, meths, and matthewslaughter this'd this
    • You win.

      tea_segall @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 15:49 | X
    • can see where you're coming from,

      but good coke is great.

      champo @Raanraals | 18 Jul '13, 08:53 | X
      • And even more eye wateringly expensive

        Unless you know something I don't.

        tea_segall @champo | 18 Jul '13, 09:49 | X
  • Went into a second hand shop on Church St

    they had a small, 'vintage' eyesight chart for £110. Absolute cunting madness.

    Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
    • Went into a second hand shop on Church St

      Absolute cunting madness.

      the_ravens @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 17:39 | X
      Royter-Hatfood and Teepee_uk this'd this
      • How much is that horrific orange formica table?

        £630.

        How much are those school chairs, that while being quite nice are worth £40 each tops?

        £210 each.

        Ah. Vintage on Church street. I'd forgotten.

        Teepee_uk @the_ravens | 17 Jul '13, 22:30 | X
  • Following on from above - Designer Wear for babies

    They'll grow out of it in a couple of months, plus they don't know what it is and will puke and piss all over it. Just get one with a bunny on like everyone else ffs.

    NickDS | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
    • Playboy?

      You're SICK

      icouldwinarabbit @NickDS | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
      • Knew I should have said teddy bear...

        NickDS @icouldwinarabbit | 17 Jul '13, 15:27 | X
  • various types of bin

    thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
    • Is your bin German? What shop did you get it from?

      From the Bin Laden.

      Balonz @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
      • :-D

        TheWza @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 16:44 | X
        gonad this'd this
  • GRIT BINS

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
    thewarn this'd this
    • *personalized gold plated

      zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
  • Just about any designer clothes

    Harrods
    Mayfair nightclubs

    marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
  • "Exclusive" "Gentlemans" "Clubs"

    (aka grubby little strip bars)

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
    urbanfox this'd this
    • burned again, Dave?

      thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:24 | X
      zxcvbnm- and japes this'd this
    • Lap dances specifically

      Raanraals @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 16:58 | X
      • Really good call

        I have never seen the point myself, go and see a brass for gods sake.

        tea_segall @Raanraals | 18 Jul '13, 09:51 | X
  • DrownedinSound premium membership

    guntrip | 17 Jul '13, 15:25 | X
    icouldwinarabbit and andyvine this'd this
    • I don't appreciate the semi-regular nudey pics from Sean and the editorial staff I get in my e-mail

      Yesiamaduck @guntrip | 17 Jul '13, 15:33 | X
    • NOT THIS

      japes @guntrip | 17 Jul '13, 16:33 | X
  • aeroplanes

    expensive, tendency to explode/catch on fire/get crashed

    mac_daddy | 17 Jul '13, 15:25 | X
  • London.

    mala | 17 Jul '13, 15:25 | X
    TheSoundofBastards this'd this
  • London burgers

    thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:26 | X
    • London toast

      NickDS @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:30 | X
      thewarn, Royter-Hatfood, deadonthestairs, urbanfox, chickenbones, and TheSoundofBastards this'd this
      • Amen

        meowington @NickDS | 17 Jul '13, 17:28 | X
  • just bought this for €1.50 and it's 30 quid on etsy ha it's not even good

    http://www.etsy.com/nl/listing/150315687/wehrle-tempo-red-alarm-clock-fire-engine?ulsfg=true

    shrewbie | 17 Jul '13, 15:26 | X
  • Supercars,

    They are almost all universally ugly.

    marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:27 | X
    • But they're not SHIT, really

      They're often marvellous feats of automotive engineering.

      Raanraals @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:38 | X
      PickledOeuf this'd this
      • I dunno.

        They don't have great reputations for reliability, and they certainly aren't practical, getting grounded or damaged on the slightest bumps in the road.

        marckee @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
        • Yeah but they're fucking mint

          deadonthestairs @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:48 | X
          PickledOeuf, 83746725, and badmanreturns this'd this
        • All very fair points

          Raanraals @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
          • if you're some kind of idiot who thinks they're designed for commuting

            andyvine @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 16:18 | X
            • Or even driving on a track.

              marckee @andyvine | 17 Jul '13, 16:45 | X
    • bugatti veyron is not ugly

      PickledOeuf @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:52 | X
      • Almost all.

        Not a big fan of the Veyron, myself, but I've yet to see a Ferrari, or a Porsche, or a Lamborghini from the past 30 years that looks truly beautiful.

        Mazzerati, yes, Aston Martin, often, but none of the others really.

        marckee @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:16 | X
        • FAIR COMMENT, ALTHOUGH i'VE SEEN A NICE FERRARI THAT MADE ME GASP RECENTLY

          woops caps. Agreed it's not worth the money though unless you've got pots of the stuff to burn.

          PickledOeuf @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 16:49 | X
        • Ferrari 458 is a thing of beauty

          All Porsche 911s look like jelly moulds. Lambourghinis look like something my lad makes with his Lego

          NoahVale @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 17:42 | X
          PickledOeuf this'd this
        • How about this:

          http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/03/31/ferrari-612-scaglietti_48.jpg

          Smyth2 @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 17:46 | X
          • Nope, not really a fan of that one.

            It's better than every other Ferrari out there at the moment (especially the 458 that NoahVale likes, but which looks like an early-90s plastic balloon to me), but for all that money, it's still trying to look retro and ending up like a failed Porsche.

            marckee @Smyth2 | 17 Jul '13, 18:10 | X
  • London burgers with

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:28 | X
  • London burgers with marckee

    thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
  • London burgers with marckee taste

    zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
    • London burgers with marckee taste, but

      thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:30 | X
      • London burgers with marckee taste, but don't

        zxcvbnm- @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:39 | X
        • London burgers with marckee taste, but don't. PERIOD

          thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
          zxcvbnm- this'd this
          • I'm not sure you need the full stop

            if you're going to say "PERIOD"

            Raanraals @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:58 | X
          • London burgers with marckee taste, but don't. PERIOD PAINS!

            japes @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 17:44 | X
  • London Burger Lips

    Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
    • Do people still say that?

      I could see her burger lips through her knickers.

      Balonz @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:30 | X
      • Please advise.

        Balonz @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:32 | X
        • Just you and Theo

          zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:33 | X
          Royter-Hatfood, andyvine, and chickenbones this'd this
  • Kopparbeg

    Yesiamaduck | 17 Jul '13, 15:31 | X
  • anyone seen moker?

    chickenbones | 17 Jul '13, 15:31 | X
  • those solid gold/ diamond encrusted mobile phone holders

    Ditto headphones/ earphpones wherre the pricetag ius connected to the style rather than how they make your music sound. Why would you want diamond studded earpieces???

    PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:37 | X
  • In fact

    Diamonds.
    Frequently inethical and often look garish.

    PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:38 | X
  • Beats by Dr Dre

    thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:38 | X
    PickledOeuf, tea_segall, Pharyngeal, marckee, chadders, licky_kicky, 83746725, badmanreturns, TheSoundofBastards, Oissin_, tifaspiano, Blackjack_Bauer, pichaelmarker, gonad, and wewerewerewolvesonce this'd this
  • Real ale

    Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:41 | X
    • It's generally cheaper than lager is it not?

      Pentago @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
      plasticniki, marckee, and fuck_this_band this'd this
      • Please do not encourage him.

        Balonz @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
        Royter-Hatfood this'd this
      • LONDON

        Royter-Hatfood @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
        • + lager is refreshing and doesn't give you the squits

          Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
          • fucking £3.50 a pint for some musty beer brewed in a tramp's bin

            fuck that

            Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
          • Haha. Royter shits himself

            marckee @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:46 | X
            zxcvbnm-, thewarn, oojimaflop, and plasticniki this'd this
            • On your mum. FOR CASH

              Royter-Hatfood @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:54 | X
              • So you're a low rate prostitute with IBS

                and has a shit taste in beverages?

                Fuck your life

                Yesiamaduck @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:57 | X
                zxcvbnm- this'd this
    • does expensive mean something else now?

      surely there should be a lower limit on things in this thread, but this is just about the cheapest thing here

      hibster @Royter-Hatfood | 18 Jul '13, 10:02 | X
  • Kids

    Ungrateful wastes of money

    tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
    andyvine and urbanfox this'd this
  • First class travel

    I understand it's great to be able to have your own bed for a long flight, but no amount of 'free' champagne and truffles would convince me that it's worth paying around ten times the price of ecomony and having a 5x greater carbon footprint. I'd rather take a zopliclone, eat the peasant stodge and stay in a betetr hotel when I eventually get to my destination. (appreciate this might not work so easily for really tall/ big people.)

    PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
    • Mainly on the expense account isn't it....

      No one actually pays for first class out of their own pocket do they?

      tea_segall @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:46 | X
      Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
      • Plenty of non-business travellers do and many will go first to avoid the Suits in business

        In fact, getting your company to pay for first is quite hard these days (corporate governance etc. You can maybe wangle business class - which is perhaps 5 or 6 x as expensive as economy- but the days of going private jet or first are dwindling)

        PickledOeuf @tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:57 | X
        • how old are you?

          inside-outside @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:16 | X
          • Old enough to have bene in a private jet

            (it wasn't mine. It was jimmy saville's.)

            PickledOeuf @inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 16:42 | X
            tea_segall this'd this
        • hang on

          you're saying there's First Class, then Business Class, then Economy? I thought those first two were the same thing. There's TWO levels of luxury travel above ordinary plane travel?! I had no idea.

          nice_squirrel @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:38 | X
          • On long haul scheduled flights, yes

            PickledOeuf @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:42 | X
          • There's also Premium Economy

            marckee @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:43 | X
            • whole mysterious world!

              nice_squirrel @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 16:44 | X
              • Alright, Peter Andre

                marckee @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:47 | X
                waffle, thewarn, and gonad this'd this
    • Never flown first class

      but first class trains are awesome (if you get the right price)

      oojimaflop @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
      urbanfox this'd this
      • Was going to say ^this

        Premium Eurostar is fantastic...

        Pentago @oojimaflop | 17 Jul '13, 15:53 | X
        • Just plain old east midlands trains

          often just £3 more with many free wines

          oojimaflop @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 16:12 | X
          • woaaah, do you get the free wine at weeekends too?

            On virgin you only get free wine during the week and it is SO SO much more expensive than economy so i ususally don't bother unlkess I've got a cheap advance ticket or a client is paying.

            PickledOeuf @oojimaflop | 17 Jul '13, 16:44 | X
  • Funerals

    Scandalously expensive.

    tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:43 | X
  • Anything to do with my guitar/pedals/amp

    Which constantly keeps breaking. Fuck you.

    marilyninthesky | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
    • great point

      I've just stoppped with the pedals for my bass

      oojimaflop @marilyninthesky | 17 Jul '13, 16:13 | X
      marilyninthesky this'd this
  • Skiing

    jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:46 | X
    thewarn, plasticniki, robluvsnic, and PickledOeuf this'd this
    • Snowboarding

      deadonthestairs @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:49 | X
      Royter-Hatfood, robluvsnic, and PickledOeuf this'd this
      • VETO

        thewarn @deadonthestairs | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
        meths and japes this'd this
        • RAD ASS

          Balonz @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:51 | X
          • many thanks

            thewarn @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:53 | X
    • snow holidays in general

      robluvsnic @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:55 | X
      Raanraals this'd this
      • *beach holidays in general

        thewarn @robluvsnic | 17 Jul '13, 15:56 | X
        • don't be silly

          you don't holiday at the beach. That'd be like "dining out" in your kitchen.

          robluvsnic @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 16:11 | X
    • There's nothing shit about snowboarding or skiing!

      Lo-Pan @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 16:43 | X
      japes, ElthamsmateOwen, and badmanreturns this'd this
      • Never been. DON'T WANT TO. CAN'T MAKE ME.

        Given my track record of falling over for no good reason, I think that to put myself into a 'likely to fall over with very good reason' scenario would be foolhardy in the extreme.

        PickledOeuf @Lo-Pan | 17 Jul '13, 16:48 | X
        • You make a good point there.

          You can stay in the bars drinking mulled wine and i can snowboard and meet you when i'm done! :)

          Lo-Pan @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:57 | X
        • soft landing though innit

          thewarn @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:57 | X
          Lo-Pan and ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
          • as long as you miss the trees

            japes @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 17:01 | X
            thewarn this'd this
            • If you can't be trusted to not fall over

              you should probably avoid the trees.

              Remember, if you ski out of your league, you're gonna have a bad time.

              ElthamsmateOwen @japes | 17 Jul '13, 17:22 | X
              • Last time i was snowboarding i had a mild loss of control....

                ...and took out about 3 kids in a oner. 2 of them started crying and i got shouted at in austrian I think.
                But then i bought all the kids ( about 10 of the little shits)ice lollies a la the childcatcher and all was forgiven! :)

                Lo-Pan @ElthamsmateOwen | 17 Jul '13, 17:24 | X
                • Oh dear

                  I used to teach kids snowboarding, and in all of my classes, the only one to have any kind of injury - was me :(

                  Misjudged a small kicker while following my class, clipped an over hanging branch with my head and got a big gash on the back of my neck. Thankfully the class didn't see (and I stuck the landing - RADICAL) but then on the gondola on the next run up I took my hat off and they all saw I was bleeding. Unable to think on my feet I just came clean and they all laughed at me. Taught them not to be show offs though, right?

                  ElthamsmateOwen @Lo-Pan | 17 Jul '13, 18:10 | X
                  • I think you taught them a very important lesson that day! :)

                    Lo-Pan @ElthamsmateOwen | 17 Jul '13, 20:02 | X
                    ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
  • Sky

    douchebag | 17 Jul '13, 15:49 | X
  • Peak time train travel

    £45 Brighton to Wimbledon. Ok then.

    tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
  • Hitmen

    I mean if I'd known it was going to be a grand I would have done it myself.

    tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:51 | X
  • Burger lips

    Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:54 | X
    Balonz this'd this
  • Tenancy renewal fees

    £60 to send me a letter, the definition of money for old rope.

    tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:55 | X
  • Wayne Rooney

    Silentcommand | 17 Jul '13, 15:56 | X
    licky_kicky this'd this
  • Stella Artois

    The most blatant case of ''Emporer's New Clothes'' I know. It tastes fucking awful but clever advertising has made it a luxury brand. Horrible horrible stuff

    NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 15:57 | X
    Smyth2 this'd this
    • Stella doesn't taste awful.

      Overpriced, sure, but it's nicer than most mainstream lagers.

      felson @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 16:03 | X
      withakay, mala, icouldwinarabbit, shinymcshine, El_Goodo, and gonad this'd this
      • Stella Black's even better

        If anything's shit and expensive it's Carling, Fosters, Carlsberg etc at festivals and venues. I wouldn't touch the stuff in normal places but £4.50 for a pint (or often now a decanted can) of Carlsberg really pisses me off.

        withakay @felson | 17 Jul '13, 16:07 | X
      • Everyone's wrong except me

        NoahVale @felson | 17 Jul '13, 16:53 | X
    • who on earth considers stella to be a luxury brand? it's often the best lager in a shit pub, though.

      fuck_this_band @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 22:19 | X
  • Vets bills

    I don't mind paying for my dogs to get treatment if they're ill (you shouldn't have a pet if money for them is an issue) but I do mind paying £40 for a 1 minute appointment that I didn't choose to bookand which was basically just to tell me that the eye drops my dog was prescribed 2 weeks ago worked properly and that she's now ok. He didn't even get his stethoscope out and charged me more for the priveledge than I'd earn in the afternoon that I took off.

    withakay | 17 Jul '13, 16:02 | X
  • my upcoming wedding

    that will feature family friends who I've never even met

    inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 16:17 | X
    • Congratulations!

      (That 'never met' thing is awful. are you keeping schtum to keep the peace? I think i'll elope.)

      PickledOeuf @inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 16:51 | X
    • Ugh - couldn't agree more

      Prices double for cars/stationery/cakes/flowers/dresses by the simple addition of the word ''wedding'' as a suffix. Rip off.

      NoahVale @inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 17:20 | X
      • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ff13zZ0h0k

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimiDBAK2wA

        deadonthestairs @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 17:23 | X
        • You beat me to it!

          marckee @deadonthestairs | 17 Jul '13, 17:27 | X
        • Superb

          :D

          NoahVale @deadonthestairs | 17 Jul '13, 17:38 | X
      • *prefix

        NoahVale @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 17:34 | X
  • Smeg fridges

    my family had one and the door fell off almost instantly.

    nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:36 | X
    • Smeg are notoriously bad.

      marckee @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:43 | X
    • Also

      "them american fridges, y'know, the ones with the ice-maker".

      TheWza @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:51 | X
    • I have a Smeg oven

      and it's a piece of shit

      Smyth2 @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 18:33 | X
  • Ctrl-f "Agas"

    JFC people.

    fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:47 | X
    marckee and Oissin_ this'd this
    • Oops. This thread is basically this one, but tweaked:

      http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4422050#r7223180

      marckee @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:51 | X
    • Nope, you're not having that one

      LOVe an aga. You'd need a proper cooker too, but an aga is great. Dogs need an aga to snuggle next to in winter.

      PickledOeuf @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:50 | X
      • small degree of sympathy due to their tendency to attract cats

        still shite though. a cooker that constantly eats fuel, is a total burn hazard and is so bad at it's actual function that you need another oven? GTFO.

        fidel_catstro @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:53 | X
        Royter-Hatfood and nice_squirrel this'd this
        • shit cooker for twats

          Royter-Hatfood @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 17:23 | X
          thewarn and andyvine this'd this
          • yeah, you don't actually cook stuff on or in it though

            it's for keeping stuff warrrrm.

            PickledOeuf @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 17:29 | X
            • And it's really inefficient and environmentally poor at doing that.

              marckee @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 17:31 | X
              • just pish on my fucking parade all day marckee why don't you :'D

                I WANT A FERRARI AND AN AGA YOU BLOODY SPOILSPORT.

                PickledOeuf @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 17:46 | X
            • shit airing cupboard for twats

              Royter-Hatfood @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 17:38 | X
              • small pet foot-warmer for twats

                PickledOeuf @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 17:50 | X
    • Love Agas

      What other ovens can you directly cook pancakes onto? Plus I have a cool scar on my arm from burning myself on one because I forgot how hot the bastard door was.

      eltham @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 19:57 | X
  • Windows 8

    TheWza | 17 Jul '13, 16:53 | X
    pichaelmarker this'd this
  • fix

    PO's opinion of agas

    fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:54 | X
  • really expensive perfume/cologne

    lol just spent £300 making myself smell like an otter's fanny

    fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:55 | X
  • Paris.

    felson | 17 Jul '13, 17:04 | X
  • marriage

    cocodaLOL | 17 Jul '13, 17:07 | X
    • Hmmm...

      NoahVale @cocodaLOL | 17 Jul '13, 17:18 | X
  • 4D scans

    look shit and where is the fourth dimension

    Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:21 | X
    • TIME you wazzock

      TIME is the fourth dimension.

      zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:32 | X
      • but yeah

        4d scans are a total waste of money. I can understand why excited first time parents to be do it though.

        zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 17:33 | X
        • (you wazzock)

          zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 17:33 | X
      • Erm... I'll think you'll find I am the Lord and keeper of the annals of time.

        Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 17:36 | X
        japes, thewarn, and TheWza this'd this
        • ...

          http://genealogyreligion.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gozer-the-Gozerian.jpg

          marckee @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:38 | X
  • Politicians

    TheGrudge | 17 Jul '13, 17:27 | X
  • pret a manger

    TheKennedyCurse | 17 Jul '13, 17:39 | X
  • 3DTVs

    TheSoundofBastards | 17 Jul '13, 17:47 | X
    • Yup, if it ain't 4D then fuck it

      Balonz @TheSoundofBastards | 17 Jul '13, 17:48 | X
      • How would it not be?

        If it only showed still images?

        Raanraals @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:58 | X
        • you're really going full pedant today. PERIOD.

          .

          zxcvbnm- @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 18:06 | X
      • or rather if it IS 4d, then fuck it

        (the extra D is for my Dick)

        cocodaLOL @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 18:21 | X
  • Krispy Kreme donuts

    vamos | 17 Jul '13, 17:51 | X
    Pentago, PickledOeuf, urbanfox, andyvine, and tea_segall this'd this
    • NO

      plasticniki @vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:00 | X
    • yes

      Aulds or Greggs or GTFO.

      PickledOeuf @vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:11 | X
  • POLICE sunglasses.

    LOLpop | 17 Jul '13, 18:28 | X
  • Anything with the word Superdry written on it.

    LOLpop | 17 Jul '13, 18:29 | X
    • Superdry =/= expensive

      marckee @LOLpop | 17 Jul '13, 18:30 | X
      • Okay.

        LOLpop @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 18:34 | X
    • I can't believe I didn't say this

      As business plans go, you've got to admire it. Knock out a load of bog standard clothes, stick some faux Japanese logo on them and charge approximately triple what their actually worth.

      The thing that really confuses me about the cunts that wear this shit (and they are without exception cunts) is they think they are doing something trendy & exclusive. Have they not got eyes? Can they not see every other fucker on the planet wearing this tripe? Why spend over the odds just to wear something that everyone is wearing? At least if you are going to shell out on a label, make it exclusive.

      Having said that my local Superdry store did used to stock The Stool Pigeon.

      tea_segall @LOLpop | 18 Jul '13, 10:00 | X
  • BURGERS

    vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:36 | X
    • HOUSES IN FOREST HILL...

      Pentago @vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:42 | X
      • :D

        vamos @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 20:33 | X
        MarsBonfire this'd this
  • The film This Is The End

    in_limbo | 17 Jul '13, 19:06 | X
  • Lawyers

    PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 21:27 | X
    Lo-Pan this'd this
  • Architects.

    LOLpop | 18 Jul '13, 01:26 | X
  • Dyson

    MarsBonfire | 18 Jul '13, 12:25 | X
  • a beverage or snack

    at an arena or stadium.

    matthewslaughter | 18 Jul '13, 13:47 | X
  • 'hardsports' from a high end prostitute?

    I might have misunderstood the thread.

    ElthamsmateOwen | 18 Jul '13, 13:52 | X
  • babies

    Verbal | 18 Jul '13, 13:54 | X
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