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Balonz [Edit] [Delete] 203 replies 15:14, 17 July '13

Luis Vuitton. Fucking bollocks. Makes you look an instant cunt. The younger you are the more of a cunt you look/are.

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Your ma

Never again

andyvine | 17 Jul '13, 15:15 | X
- £15 worth electric meter cards?
  
  Expensive?
  
  zxcvbnm- @andyvine | 17 Jul '13, 15:18 | X
  - Too rich for my blood
    
    andyvine @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
All those sort of blingy brands I guess.

Personalized number plates.

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:15 | X
- But especially LV and that pattern.
  
  Thanks for your support.
  
  Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:16 | X
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
  - I believe his name was Coolio
    
    thewarn @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
    - :D
      
      (fucking hell)
      
      deadonthestairs @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:47 | X
- I always think those blingy bags, etc look really really cheap
  
  Like sub-Primark quality
  
  urbanfox @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:18 | X
  
  TheSoundofBastards this'd this
an iPad

well why not

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:16 | X

ethricdouble this'd this
BT

justanothersheeldz | 17 Jul '13, 15:16 | X
Tommy Tippee nappy bins

Just use a regular bin you precious cunts...

Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:18 | X
- I now use thewarn's method.
  
  Balonz @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:19 | X
  
  thewarn this'd this
  - shitting in Pentago's bin?
    
    thewarn @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
    
    Balonz, Pentago, and urbanfox this'd this
Team Sky cycling top.

Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:19 | X

zxcvbnm-, follow_the_leader, and brainfeedr this'd this
- + all stupid ass "team" cycling gear
  
  zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
  - ass?
    
    always had you down as an arse man
    
    thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
    - I've gone american on your ass. period.
      
      zxcvbnm- @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
      - gnarly
        
        thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
        
        zxcvbnm- this'd this
      - *yo' ass
        
        robluvsnic @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:37 | X
        
        Raanraals this'd this
- Last time I was in a cycling shop
  
  they were selling replica tour de france yellow jerseys.
  
  monpot @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 16:02 | X
- to be fair
  
  rapha make really nice stuff
  
  hibster @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 18:04 | X
  
  rich-t this'd this
  - just spent £250 on show New rapha shorts and a jersey (not sky kit)
    
    The replica sky stuff is nasty though. Unlike most rapha gear it feels cheap.
    
    rich-t @hibster | 17 Jul '13, 19:03 | X
fake boobees

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:19 | X
- Isn't this better evaluated on a boob by boob basis ?
  
  Using an equation of current state minus previous state divided by money spent, or something like that.
  
  tea_segall @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
Brabantia bins.

GayGuevara | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
- we're on #2
  
  I can confirm their shitness. Actually the current one may be a pretend brabantia.
  
  zxcvbnm- @GayGuevara | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
- we have a brabantia bin and it is good
  
  not amazing, but it does what I ask of a bin. is also somewhat better than my old bin, which was a plastic box with a tea towel for a lid :/
  
  breakfast_t_england @GayGuevara | 17 Jul '13, 18:49 | X
Gold teeth

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
- not ^this
  
  andyvine @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
Cocaine

Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X

tea_segall, meths, and matthewslaughter this'd this
- You win.
  
  tea_segall @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 15:49 | X
- can see where you're coming from,
  
  but good coke is great.
  
  champo @Raanraals | 18 Jul '13, 08:53 | X
  - And even more eye wateringly expensive
    
    Unless you know something I don't.
    
    tea_segall @champo | 18 Jul '13, 09:49 | X
Went into a second hand shop on Church St

they had a small, 'vintage' eyesight chart for £110. Absolute cunting madness.

Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:20 | X
- Went into a second hand shop on Church St
  
  Absolute cunting madness.
  
  the_ravens @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 17:39 | X
  
  Royter-Hatfood and Teepee_uk this'd this
  - How much is that horrific orange formica table?
    
    £630.
    
    How much are those school chairs, that while being quite nice are worth £40 each tops?
    
    £210 each.
    
    Ah. Vintage on Church street. I'd forgotten.
    
    Teepee_uk @the_ravens | 17 Jul '13, 22:30 | X
Following on from above - Designer Wear for babies

They'll grow out of it in a couple of months, plus they don't know what it is and will puke and piss all over it. Just get one with a bunny on like everyone else ffs.

NickDS | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
- Playboy?
  
  You're SICK
  
  icouldwinarabbit @NickDS | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
  - Knew I should have said teddy bear...
    
    NickDS @icouldwinarabbit | 17 Jul '13, 15:27 | X
various types of bin

thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:21 | X
- Is your bin German? What shop did you get it from?
  
  From the Bin Laden.
  
  Balonz @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X
  - :-D
    
    TheWza @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 16:44 | X
    
    gonad this'd this
GRIT BINS

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X

thewarn this'd this
- *personalized gold plated
  
  zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
Just about any designer clothes

Harrods
Mayfair nightclubs

marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:22 | X
"Exclusive" "Gentlemans" "Clubs"

(aka grubby little strip bars)

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:23 | X

urbanfox this'd this
- burned again, Dave?
  
  thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:24 | X
  
  zxcvbnm- and japes this'd this
- Lap dances specifically
  
  Raanraals @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 16:58 | X
  - Really good call
    
    I have never seen the point myself, go and see a brass for gods sake.
    
    tea_segall @Raanraals | 18 Jul '13, 09:51 | X
DrownedinSound premium membership

guntrip | 17 Jul '13, 15:25 | X

icouldwinarabbit and andyvine this'd this
- I don't appreciate the semi-regular nudey pics from Sean and the editorial staff I get in my e-mail
  
  Yesiamaduck @guntrip | 17 Jul '13, 15:33 | X
- NOT THIS
  
  japes @guntrip | 17 Jul '13, 16:33 | X
aeroplanes

expensive, tendency to explode/catch on fire/get crashed

mac_daddy | 17 Jul '13, 15:25 | X
London.

mala | 17 Jul '13, 15:25 | X

TheSoundofBastards this'd this
London burgers

thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:26 | X
- London toast
  
  NickDS @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:30 | X
  
  thewarn, Royter-Hatfood, deadonthestairs, urbanfox, chickenbones, and TheSoundofBastards this'd this
  - Amen
    
    meowington @NickDS | 17 Jul '13, 17:28 | X
just bought this for €1.50 and it's 30 quid on etsy ha it's not even good

http://www.etsy.com/nl/listing/150315687/wehrle-tempo-red-alarm-clock-fire-engine?ulsfg=true

shrewbie | 17 Jul '13, 15:26 | X
Supercars,

They are almost all universally ugly.

marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:27 | X
- But they're not SHIT, really
  
  They're often marvellous feats of automotive engineering.
  
  Raanraals @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:38 | X
  
  PickledOeuf this'd this
  - I dunno.
    
    They don't have great reputations for reliability, and they certainly aren't practical, getting grounded or damaged on the slightest bumps in the road.
    
    marckee @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
    - Yeah but they're fucking mint
      
      deadonthestairs @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:48 | X
      
      PickledOeuf, 83746725, and badmanreturns this'd this
    - All very fair points
      
      Raanraals @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
      - if you're some kind of idiot who thinks they're designed for commuting
        
        andyvine @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 16:18 | X
        
        Or even driving on a track.
        
        marckee @andyvine | 17 Jul '13, 16:45 | X
- bugatti veyron is not ugly
  
  PickledOeuf @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:52 | X
  - Almost all.
    
    Not a big fan of the Veyron, myself, but I've yet to see a Ferrari, or a Porsche, or a Lamborghini from the past 30 years that looks truly beautiful.
    
    Mazzerati, yes, Aston Martin, often, but none of the others really.
    
    marckee @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:16 | X
    - FAIR COMMENT, ALTHOUGH i'VE SEEN A NICE FERRARI THAT MADE ME GASP RECENTLY
      
      woops caps. Agreed it's not worth the money though unless you've got pots of the stuff to burn.
      
      PickledOeuf @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 16:49 | X
    - Ferrari 458 is a thing of beauty
      
      All Porsche 911s look like jelly moulds. Lambourghinis look like something my lad makes with his Lego
      
      NoahVale @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 17:42 | X
      
      PickledOeuf this'd this
    - How about this:
      
      http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/03/31/ferrari-612-scaglietti_48.jpg
      
      Smyth2 @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 17:46 | X
      - Nope, not really a fan of that one.
        
        It's better than every other Ferrari out there at the moment (especially the 458 that NoahVale likes, but which looks like an early-90s plastic balloon to me), but for all that money, it's still trying to look retro and ending up like a failed Porsche.
        
        marckee @Smyth2 | 17 Jul '13, 18:10 | X
London burgers with

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:28 | X
London burgers with marckee

thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
London burgers with marckee taste

zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
- London burgers with marckee taste, but
  
  thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:30 | X
  - London burgers with marckee taste, but don't
    
    zxcvbnm- @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:39 | X
    - London burgers with marckee taste, but don't. PERIOD
      
      thewarn @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
      
      zxcvbnm- this'd this
      - I'm not sure you need the full stop
        
        if you're going to say "PERIOD"
        
        Raanraals @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:58 | X
      - London burgers with marckee taste, but don't. PERIOD PAINS!
        
        japes @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 17:44 | X
London Burger Lips

Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:29 | X
- Do people still say that?
  
  I could see her burger lips through her knickers.
  
  Balonz @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:30 | X
  - Please advise.
    
    Balonz @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:32 | X
    - Just you and Theo
      
      zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:33 | X
      
      Royter-Hatfood, andyvine, and chickenbones this'd this
Kopparbeg

Yesiamaduck | 17 Jul '13, 15:31 | X
anyone seen moker?

chickenbones | 17 Jul '13, 15:31 | X
those solid gold/ diamond encrusted mobile phone holders

Ditto headphones/ earphpones wherre the pricetag ius connected to the style rather than how they make your music sound. Why would you want diamond studded earpieces???

PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:37 | X
In fact

Diamonds.
Frequently inethical and often look garish.

PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:38 | X
Beats by Dr Dre

thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:38 | X

PickledOeuf, tea_segall, Pharyngeal, marckee, chadders, licky_kicky, 83746725, badmanreturns, TheSoundofBastards, Oissin_, tifaspiano, Blackjack_Bauer, pichaelmarker, gonad, and wewerewerewolvesonce this'd this
Real ale

Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:41 | X
- It's generally cheaper than lager is it not?
  
  Pentago @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
  
  plasticniki, marckee, and fuck_this_band this'd this
  - Please do not encourage him.
    
    Balonz @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
    
    Royter-Hatfood this'd this
  - LONDON
    
    Royter-Hatfood @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
    - + lager is refreshing and doesn't give you the squits
      
      Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:44 | X
      - fucking £3.50 a pint for some musty beer brewed in a tramp's bin
        
        fuck that
        
        Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
      - Haha. Royter shits himself
        
        marckee @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:46 | X
        
        zxcvbnm-, thewarn, oojimaflop, and plasticniki this'd this
        
        On your mum. FOR CASH
        
        Royter-Hatfood @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 15:54 | X
        
        So you're a low rate prostitute with IBS
        
        and has a shit taste in beverages?
        
        Fuck your life
        
        Yesiamaduck @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:57 | X
        
        zxcvbnm- this'd this
- does expensive mean something else now?
  
  surely there should be a lower limit on things in this thread, but this is just about the cheapest thing here
  
  hibster @Royter-Hatfood | 18 Jul '13, 10:02 | X
Kids

Ungrateful wastes of money

tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X

andyvine and urbanfox this'd this
First class travel

I understand it's great to be able to have your own bed for a long flight, but no amount of 'free' champagne and truffles would convince me that it's worth paying around ten times the price of ecomony and having a 5x greater carbon footprint. I'd rather take a zopliclone, eat the peasant stodge and stay in a betetr hotel when I eventually get to my destination. (appreciate this might not work so easily for really tall/ big people.)

PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:42 | X
- Mainly on the expense account isn't it....
  
  No one actually pays for first class out of their own pocket do they?
  
  tea_segall @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:46 | X
  
  Elaina_Casoolare this'd this
  - Plenty of non-business travellers do and many will go first to avoid the Suits in business
    
    In fact, getting your company to pay for first is quite hard these days (corporate governance etc. You can maybe wangle business class - which is perhaps 5 or 6 x as expensive as economy- but the days of going private jet or first are dwindling)
    
    PickledOeuf @tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:57 | X
    - how old are you?
      
      inside-outside @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:16 | X
      - Old enough to have bene in a private jet
        
        (it wasn't mine. It was jimmy saville's.)
        
        PickledOeuf @inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 16:42 | X
        
        tea_segall this'd this
    - hang on
      
      you're saying there's First Class, then Business Class, then Economy? I thought those first two were the same thing. There's TWO levels of luxury travel above ordinary plane travel?! I had no idea.
      
      nice_squirrel @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:38 | X
      - On long haul scheduled flights, yes
        
        PickledOeuf @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:42 | X
      - There's also Premium Economy
        
        marckee @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:43 | X
        
        whole mysterious world!
        
        nice_squirrel @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 16:44 | X
        
        Alright, Peter Andre
        
        marckee @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:47 | X
        
        waffle, thewarn, and gonad this'd this
- Never flown first class
  
  but first class trains are awesome (if you get the right price)
  
  oojimaflop @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
  
  urbanfox this'd this
  - Was going to say ^this
    
    Premium Eurostar is fantastic...
    
    Pentago @oojimaflop | 17 Jul '13, 15:53 | X
    - Just plain old east midlands trains
      
      often just £3 more with many free wines
      
      oojimaflop @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 16:12 | X
      - woaaah, do you get the free wine at weeekends too?
        
        On virgin you only get free wine during the week and it is SO SO much more expensive than economy so i ususally don't bother unlkess I've got a cheap advance ticket or a client is paying.
        
        PickledOeuf @oojimaflop | 17 Jul '13, 16:44 | X
Funerals

Scandalously expensive.

tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:43 | X
Anything to do with my guitar/pedals/amp

Which constantly keeps breaking. Fuck you.

marilyninthesky | 17 Jul '13, 15:45 | X
- great point
  
  I've just stoppped with the pedals for my bass
  
  oojimaflop @marilyninthesky | 17 Jul '13, 16:13 | X
  
  marilyninthesky this'd this
Skiing

jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:46 | X

thewarn, plasticniki, robluvsnic, and PickledOeuf this'd this
- Snowboarding
  
  deadonthestairs @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:49 | X
  
  Royter-Hatfood, robluvsnic, and PickledOeuf this'd this
  - VETO
    
    thewarn @deadonthestairs | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
    
    meths and japes this'd this
    - RAD ASS
      
      Balonz @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 15:51 | X
      - many thanks
        
        thewarn @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 15:53 | X
- snow holidays in general
  
  robluvsnic @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 15:55 | X
  
  Raanraals this'd this
  - *beach holidays in general
    
    thewarn @robluvsnic | 17 Jul '13, 15:56 | X
    - don't be silly
      
      you don't holiday at the beach. That'd be like "dining out" in your kitchen.
      
      robluvsnic @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 16:11 | X
- There's nothing shit about snowboarding or skiing!
  
  Lo-Pan @jacques_le_biscuit_ | 17 Jul '13, 16:43 | X
  
  japes, ElthamsmateOwen, and badmanreturns this'd this
  - Never been. DON'T WANT TO. CAN'T MAKE ME.
    
    Given my track record of falling over for no good reason, I think that to put myself into a 'likely to fall over with very good reason' scenario would be foolhardy in the extreme.
    
    PickledOeuf @Lo-Pan | 17 Jul '13, 16:48 | X
    - You make a good point there.
      
      You can stay in the bars drinking mulled wine and i can snowboard and meet you when i'm done! :)
      
      Lo-Pan @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:57 | X
    - soft landing though innit
      
      thewarn @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:57 | X
      
      Lo-Pan and ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
      - as long as you miss the trees
        
        japes @thewarn | 17 Jul '13, 17:01 | X
        
        thewarn this'd this
        
        If you can't be trusted to not fall over
        
        you should probably avoid the trees.
        
        Remember, if you ski out of your league, you're gonna have a bad time.
        
        ElthamsmateOwen @japes | 17 Jul '13, 17:22 | X
        
        Last time i was snowboarding i had a mild loss of control....
        
        ...and took out about 3 kids in a oner. 2 of them started crying and i got shouted at in austrian I think.
        But then i bought all the kids ( about 10 of the little shits)ice lollies a la the childcatcher and all was forgiven! :)
        
        Lo-Pan @ElthamsmateOwen | 17 Jul '13, 17:24 | X
        
        Oh dear
        
        I used to teach kids snowboarding, and in all of my classes, the only one to have any kind of injury - was me :(
        
        Misjudged a small kicker while following my class, clipped an over hanging branch with my head and got a big gash on the back of my neck. Thankfully the class didn't see (and I stuck the landing - RADICAL) but then on the gondola on the next run up I took my hat off and they all saw I was bleeding. Unable to think on my feet I just came clean and they all laughed at me. Taught them not to be show offs though, right?
        
        ElthamsmateOwen @Lo-Pan | 17 Jul '13, 18:10 | X
        
        I think you taught them a very important lesson that day! :)
        
        Lo-Pan @ElthamsmateOwen | 17 Jul '13, 20:02 | X
        
        ElthamsmateOwen this'd this
Sky

douchebag | 17 Jul '13, 15:49 | X
Peak time train travel

£45 Brighton to Wimbledon. Ok then.

tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:50 | X
Hitmen

I mean if I'd known it was going to be a grand I would have done it myself.

tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:51 | X
Burger lips

Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 15:54 | X

Balonz this'd this
Tenancy renewal fees

£60 to send me a letter, the definition of money for old rope.

tea_segall | 17 Jul '13, 15:55 | X
Wayne Rooney

Silentcommand | 17 Jul '13, 15:56 | X

licky_kicky this'd this
Stella Artois

The most blatant case of ''Emporer's New Clothes'' I know. It tastes fucking awful but clever advertising has made it a luxury brand. Horrible horrible stuff

NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 15:57 | X

Smyth2 this'd this
- Stella doesn't taste awful.
  
  Overpriced, sure, but it's nicer than most mainstream lagers.
  
  felson @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 16:03 | X
  
  withakay, mala, icouldwinarabbit, shinymcshine, El_Goodo, and gonad this'd this
  - Stella Black's even better
    
    If anything's shit and expensive it's Carling, Fosters, Carlsberg etc at festivals and venues. I wouldn't touch the stuff in normal places but £4.50 for a pint (or often now a decanted can) of Carlsberg really pisses me off.
    
    withakay @felson | 17 Jul '13, 16:07 | X
  - Everyone's wrong except me
    
    NoahVale @felson | 17 Jul '13, 16:53 | X
- who on earth considers stella to be a luxury brand? it's often the best lager in a shit pub, though.
  
  fuck_this_band @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 22:19 | X
Vets bills

I don't mind paying for my dogs to get treatment if they're ill (you shouldn't have a pet if money for them is an issue) but I do mind paying £40 for a 1 minute appointment that I didn't choose to bookand which was basically just to tell me that the eye drops my dog was prescribed 2 weeks ago worked properly and that she's now ok. He didn't even get his stethoscope out and charged me more for the priveledge than I'd earn in the afternoon that I took off.

withakay | 17 Jul '13, 16:02 | X
my upcoming wedding

that will feature family friends who I've never even met

inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 16:17 | X
- Congratulations!
  
  (That 'never met' thing is awful. are you keeping schtum to keep the peace? I think i'll elope.)
  
  PickledOeuf @inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 16:51 | X
- Ugh - couldn't agree more
  
  Prices double for cars/stationery/cakes/flowers/dresses by the simple addition of the word ''wedding'' as a suffix. Rip off.
  
  NoahVale @inside-outside | 17 Jul '13, 17:20 | X
  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ff13zZ0h0k
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimiDBAK2wA
    
    deadonthestairs @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 17:23 | X
    - You beat me to it!
      
      marckee @deadonthestairs | 17 Jul '13, 17:27 | X
    - Superb
      
      :D
      
      NoahVale @deadonthestairs | 17 Jul '13, 17:38 | X
  - *prefix
    
    NoahVale @NoahVale | 17 Jul '13, 17:34 | X
Smeg fridges

my family had one and the door fell off almost instantly.

nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:36 | X
- Smeg are notoriously bad.
  
  marckee @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:43 | X
- Also
  
  "them american fridges, y'know, the ones with the ice-maker".
  
  TheWza @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 16:51 | X
- I have a Smeg oven
  
  and it's a piece of shit
  
  Smyth2 @nice_squirrel | 17 Jul '13, 18:33 | X
Ctrl-f "Agas"

JFC people.

fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:47 | X

marckee and Oissin_ this'd this
- Oops. This thread is basically this one, but tweaked:
  
  http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4422050#r7223180
  
  marckee @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:51 | X
- Nope, you're not having that one
  
  LOVe an aga. You'd need a proper cooker too, but an aga is great. Dogs need an aga to snuggle next to in winter.
  
  PickledOeuf @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:50 | X
  - small degree of sympathy due to their tendency to attract cats
    
    still shite though. a cooker that constantly eats fuel, is a total burn hazard and is so bad at it's actual function that you need another oven? GTFO.
    
    fidel_catstro @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 16:53 | X
    
    Royter-Hatfood and nice_squirrel this'd this
    - shit cooker for twats
      
      Royter-Hatfood @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 17:23 | X
      
      thewarn and andyvine this'd this
      - yeah, you don't actually cook stuff on or in it though
        
        it's for keeping stuff warrrrm.
        
        PickledOeuf @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 17:29 | X
        
        And it's really inefficient and environmentally poor at doing that.
        
        marckee @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 17:31 | X
        
        just pish on my fucking parade all day marckee why don't you :'D
        
        I WANT A FERRARI AND AN AGA YOU BLOODY SPOILSPORT.
        
        PickledOeuf @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 17:46 | X
        
        shit airing cupboard for twats
        
        Royter-Hatfood @PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 17:38 | X
        
        small pet foot-warmer for twats
        
        PickledOeuf @Royter-Hatfood | 17 Jul '13, 17:50 | X
- Love Agas
  
  What other ovens can you directly cook pancakes onto? Plus I have a cool scar on my arm from burning myself on one because I forgot how hot the bastard door was.
  
  eltham @fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 19:57 | X
Windows 8

TheWza | 17 Jul '13, 16:53 | X

pichaelmarker this'd this
fix

PO's opinion of agas

fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:54 | X
really expensive perfume/cologne

lol just spent £300 making myself smell like an otter's fanny

fidel_catstro | 17 Jul '13, 16:55 | X
Paris.

felson | 17 Jul '13, 17:04 | X
marriage

cocodaLOL | 17 Jul '13, 17:07 | X
- Hmmm...
  
  NoahVale @cocodaLOL | 17 Jul '13, 17:18 | X
4D scans

look shit and where is the fourth dimension

Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:21 | X
- TIME you wazzock
  
  TIME is the fourth dimension.
  
  zxcvbnm- @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:32 | X
  - but yeah
    
    4d scans are a total waste of money. I can understand why excited first time parents to be do it though.
    
    zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 17:33 | X
    - (you wazzock)
      
      zxcvbnm- @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 17:33 | X
  - Erm... I'll think you'll find I am the Lord and keeper of the annals of time.
    
    Balonz @zxcvbnm- | 17 Jul '13, 17:36 | X
    
    japes, thewarn, and TheWza this'd this
    - ...
      
      http://genealogyreligion.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gozer-the-Gozerian.jpg
      
      marckee @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:38 | X
Politicians

TheGrudge | 17 Jul '13, 17:27 | X
pret a manger

TheKennedyCurse | 17 Jul '13, 17:39 | X
3DTVs

TheSoundofBastards | 17 Jul '13, 17:47 | X
- Yup, if it ain't 4D then fuck it
  
  Balonz @TheSoundofBastards | 17 Jul '13, 17:48 | X
  - How would it not be?
    
    If it only showed still images?
    
    Raanraals @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 17:58 | X
    - you're really going full pedant today. PERIOD.
      
      .
      
      zxcvbnm- @Raanraals | 17 Jul '13, 18:06 | X
  - or rather if it IS 4d, then fuck it
    
    (the extra D is for my Dick)
    
    cocodaLOL @Balonz | 17 Jul '13, 18:21 | X
Krispy Kreme donuts

vamos | 17 Jul '13, 17:51 | X

Pentago, PickledOeuf, urbanfox, andyvine, and tea_segall this'd this
- NO
  
  plasticniki @vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:00 | X
- yes
  
  Aulds or Greggs or GTFO.
  
  PickledOeuf @vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:11 | X
POLICE sunglasses.

LOLpop | 17 Jul '13, 18:28 | X
Anything with the word Superdry written on it.

LOLpop | 17 Jul '13, 18:29 | X
- Superdry =/= expensive
  
  marckee @LOLpop | 17 Jul '13, 18:30 | X
  - Okay.
    
    LOLpop @marckee | 17 Jul '13, 18:34 | X
- I can't believe I didn't say this
  
  As business plans go, you've got to admire it. Knock out a load of bog standard clothes, stick some faux Japanese logo on them and charge approximately triple what their actually worth.
  
  The thing that really confuses me about the cunts that wear this shit (and they are without exception cunts) is they think they are doing something trendy & exclusive. Have they not got eyes? Can they not see every other fucker on the planet wearing this tripe? Why spend over the odds just to wear something that everyone is wearing? At least if you are going to shell out on a label, make it exclusive.
  
  Having said that my local Superdry store did used to stock The Stool Pigeon.
  
  tea_segall @LOLpop | 18 Jul '13, 10:00 | X
BURGERS

vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:36 | X
- HOUSES IN FOREST HILL...
  
  Pentago @vamos | 17 Jul '13, 18:42 | X
  - :D
    
    vamos @Pentago | 17 Jul '13, 20:33 | X
    
    MarsBonfire this'd this
The film This Is The End

in_limbo | 17 Jul '13, 19:06 | X
Lawyers

PickledOeuf | 17 Jul '13, 21:27 | X

Lo-Pan this'd this
Architects.

LOLpop | 18 Jul '13, 01:26 | X
Dyson

MarsBonfire | 18 Jul '13, 12:25 | X
a beverage or snack

at an arena or stadium.

matthewslaughter | 18 Jul '13, 13:47 | X
'hardsports' from a high end prostitute?

I might have misunderstood the thread.

ElthamsmateOwen | 18 Jul '13, 13:52 | X
babies

Verbal | 18 Jul '13, 13:54 | X

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