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Luis Vuitton. Fucking bollocks. Makes you look an instant cunt. The younger you are the more of a cunt you look/are.
Others?
Luis Vuitton. Fucking bollocks. Makes you look an instant cunt. The younger you are the more of a cunt you look/are.
Others?
Your ma
Never again
£15 worth electric meter cards?
Expensive?
Too rich for my blood
All those sort of blingy brands I guess.
Personalized number plates.
But especially LV and that pattern.
Thanks for your support.
I believe his name was Coolio
:D
(fucking hell)
I always think those blingy bags, etc look really really cheap
Like sub-Primark quality
an iPad
well why not
BT
Tommy Tippee nappy bins
Just use a regular bin you precious cunts...
I now use thewarn's method.
shitting in Pentago's bin?
Team Sky cycling top.
+ all stupid ass "team" cycling gear
ass?
always had you down as an arse man
I've gone american on your ass. period.
gnarly
*yo' ass
Last time I was in a cycling shop
they were selling replica tour de france yellow jerseys.
to be fair
rapha make really nice stuff
just spent £250 on show New rapha shorts and a jersey (not sky kit)
The replica sky stuff is nasty though. Unlike most rapha gear it feels cheap.
fake boobees
Isn't this better evaluated on a boob by boob basis ?
Using an equation of current state minus previous state divided by money spent, or something like that.
Brabantia bins.
we're on #2
I can confirm their shitness. Actually the current one may be a pretend brabantia.
we have a brabantia bin and it is good
not amazing, but it does what I ask of a bin. is also somewhat better than my old bin, which was a plastic box with a tea towel for a lid :/
Gold teeth
not ^this
Cocaine
You win.
can see where you're coming from,
but good coke is great.
And even more eye wateringly expensive
Unless you know something I don't.
Went into a second hand shop on Church St
they had a small, 'vintage' eyesight chart for £110. Absolute cunting madness.
Went into a second hand shop on Church St
Absolute cunting madness.
How much is that horrific orange formica table?
£630.
How much are those school chairs, that while being quite nice are worth £40 each tops?
£210 each.
Ah. Vintage on Church street. I'd forgotten.
Following on from above - Designer Wear for babies
They'll grow out of it in a couple of months, plus they don't know what it is and will puke and piss all over it. Just get one with a bunny on like everyone else ffs.
Playboy?
You're SICK
Knew I should have said teddy bear...
various types of bin
Is your bin German? What shop did you get it from?
From the Bin Laden.
:-D
GRIT BINS
*personalized gold plated
Just about any designer clothes
Harrods
Mayfair nightclubs
"Exclusive" "Gentlemans" "Clubs"
(aka grubby little strip bars)
burned again, Dave?
Lap dances specifically
Really good call
I have never seen the point myself, go and see a brass for gods sake.
DrownedinSound premium membership
I don't appreciate the semi-regular nudey pics from Sean and the editorial staff I get in my e-mail
NOT THIS
aeroplanes
expensive, tendency to explode/catch on fire/get crashed
London.
London burgers
London toast
Amen
just bought this for €1.50 and it's 30 quid on etsy ha it's not even good
http://www.etsy.com/nl/listing/150315687/wehrle-tempo-red-alarm-clock-fire-engine?ulsfg=true
Supercars,
They are almost all universally ugly.
But they're not SHIT, really
They're often marvellous feats of automotive engineering.
I dunno.
They don't have great reputations for reliability, and they certainly aren't practical, getting grounded or damaged on the slightest bumps in the road.
Yeah but they're fucking mint
All very fair points
if you're some kind of idiot who thinks they're designed for commuting
Or even driving on a track.
bugatti veyron is not ugly
Almost all.
Not a big fan of the Veyron, myself, but I've yet to see a Ferrari, or a Porsche, or a Lamborghini from the past 30 years that looks truly beautiful.
Mazzerati, yes, Aston Martin, often, but none of the others really.
FAIR COMMENT, ALTHOUGH i'VE SEEN A NICE FERRARI THAT MADE ME GASP RECENTLY
woops caps. Agreed it's not worth the money though unless you've got pots of the stuff to burn.
Ferrari 458 is a thing of beauty
All Porsche 911s look like jelly moulds. Lambourghinis look like something my lad makes with his Lego
How about this:
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/03/31/ferrari-612-scaglietti_48.jpg
Nope, not really a fan of that one.
It's better than every other Ferrari out there at the moment (especially the 458 that NoahVale likes, but which looks like an early-90s plastic balloon to me), but for all that money, it's still trying to look retro and ending up like a failed Porsche.
London burgers with
London burgers with marckee
London burgers with marckee taste
London burgers with marckee taste, but
London burgers with marckee taste, but don't
London burgers with marckee taste, but don't. PERIOD
I'm not sure you need the full stop
if you're going to say "PERIOD"
London burgers with marckee taste, but don't. PERIOD PAINS!
London Burger Lips
Do people still say that?
I could see her burger lips through her knickers.
Please advise.
Just you and Theo
Kopparbeg
anyone seen moker?
those solid gold/ diamond encrusted mobile phone holders
Ditto headphones/ earphpones wherre the pricetag ius connected to the style rather than how they make your music sound. Why would you want diamond studded earpieces???
In fact
Diamonds.
Frequently inethical and often look garish.
Beats by Dr Dre
Real ale
It's generally cheaper than lager is it not?
Please do not encourage him.
LONDON
+ lager is refreshing and doesn't give you the squits
fucking £3.50 a pint for some musty beer brewed in a tramp's bin
fuck that
Haha. Royter shits himself
On your mum. FOR CASH
So you're a low rate prostitute with IBS
and has a shit taste in beverages?
Fuck your life
does expensive mean something else now?
surely there should be a lower limit on things in this thread, but this is just about the cheapest thing here
Kids
Ungrateful wastes of money
First class travel
I understand it's great to be able to have your own bed for a long flight, but no amount of 'free' champagne and truffles would convince me that it's worth paying around ten times the price of ecomony and having a 5x greater carbon footprint. I'd rather take a zopliclone, eat the peasant stodge and stay in a betetr hotel when I eventually get to my destination. (appreciate this might not work so easily for really tall/ big people.)
Mainly on the expense account isn't it....
No one actually pays for first class out of their own pocket do they?
Plenty of non-business travellers do and many will go first to avoid the Suits in business
In fact, getting your company to pay for first is quite hard these days (corporate governance etc. You can maybe wangle business class - which is perhaps 5 or 6 x as expensive as economy- but the days of going private jet or first are dwindling)
how old are you?
Old enough to have bene in a private jet
(it wasn't mine. It was jimmy saville's.)
hang on
you're saying there's First Class, then Business Class, then Economy? I thought those first two were the same thing. There's TWO levels of luxury travel above ordinary plane travel?! I had no idea.
On long haul scheduled flights, yes
There's also Premium Economy
whole mysterious world!
Alright, Peter Andre
Never flown first class
but first class trains are awesome (if you get the right price)
Was going to say ^this
Premium Eurostar is fantastic...
Just plain old east midlands trains
often just £3 more with many free wines
woaaah, do you get the free wine at weeekends too?
On virgin you only get free wine during the week and it is SO SO much more expensive than economy so i ususally don't bother unlkess I've got a cheap advance ticket or a client is paying.
Funerals
Scandalously expensive.
Anything to do with my guitar/pedals/amp
Which constantly keeps breaking. Fuck you.
great point
I've just stoppped with the pedals for my bass
Skiing
Snowboarding
VETO
RAD ASS
many thanks
snow holidays in general
*beach holidays in general
don't be silly
you don't holiday at the beach. That'd be like "dining out" in your kitchen.
There's nothing shit about snowboarding or skiing!
Never been. DON'T WANT TO. CAN'T MAKE ME.
Given my track record of falling over for no good reason, I think that to put myself into a 'likely to fall over with very good reason' scenario would be foolhardy in the extreme.
You make a good point there.
You can stay in the bars drinking mulled wine and i can snowboard and meet you when i'm done! :)
soft landing though innit
as long as you miss the trees
If you can't be trusted to not fall over
you should probably avoid the trees.
Remember, if you ski out of your league, you're gonna have a bad time.
Last time i was snowboarding i had a mild loss of control....
...and took out about 3 kids in a oner. 2 of them started crying and i got shouted at in austrian I think.
But then i bought all the kids ( about 10 of the little shits)ice lollies a la the childcatcher and all was forgiven! :)
Oh dear
I used to teach kids snowboarding, and in all of my classes, the only one to have any kind of injury - was me :(
Misjudged a small kicker while following my class, clipped an over hanging branch with my head and got a big gash on the back of my neck. Thankfully the class didn't see (and I stuck the landing - RADICAL) but then on the gondola on the next run up I took my hat off and they all saw I was bleeding. Unable to think on my feet I just came clean and they all laughed at me. Taught them not to be show offs though, right?
I think you taught them a very important lesson that day! :)
Sky
Peak time train travel
£45 Brighton to Wimbledon. Ok then.
Hitmen
I mean if I'd known it was going to be a grand I would have done it myself.
Burger lips
Tenancy renewal fees
£60 to send me a letter, the definition of money for old rope.
Wayne Rooney
Stella Artois
The most blatant case of ''Emporer's New Clothes'' I know. It tastes fucking awful but clever advertising has made it a luxury brand. Horrible horrible stuff
Stella doesn't taste awful.
Overpriced, sure, but it's nicer than most mainstream lagers.
Stella Black's even better
If anything's shit and expensive it's Carling, Fosters, Carlsberg etc at festivals and venues. I wouldn't touch the stuff in normal places but £4.50 for a pint (or often now a decanted can) of Carlsberg really pisses me off.
Everyone's wrong except me
who on earth considers stella to be a luxury brand? it's often the best lager in a shit pub, though.
Vets bills
I don't mind paying for my dogs to get treatment if they're ill (you shouldn't have a pet if money for them is an issue) but I do mind paying £40 for a 1 minute appointment that I didn't choose to bookand which was basically just to tell me that the eye drops my dog was prescribed 2 weeks ago worked properly and that she's now ok. He didn't even get his stethoscope out and charged me more for the priveledge than I'd earn in the afternoon that I took off.
my upcoming wedding
that will feature family friends who I've never even met
Congratulations!
(That 'never met' thing is awful. are you keeping schtum to keep the peace? I think i'll elope.)
Ugh - couldn't agree more
Prices double for cars/stationery/cakes/flowers/dresses by the simple addition of the word ''wedding'' as a suffix. Rip off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ff13zZ0h0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimiDBAK2wA
You beat me to it!
Superb
:D
*prefix
Smeg fridges
my family had one and the door fell off almost instantly.
Smeg are notoriously bad.
Also
"them american fridges, y'know, the ones with the ice-maker".
I have a Smeg oven
and it's a piece of shit
Ctrl-f "Agas"
JFC people.
Oops. This thread is basically this one, but tweaked:
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4422050#r7223180
Nope, you're not having that one
LOVe an aga. You'd need a proper cooker too, but an aga is great. Dogs need an aga to snuggle next to in winter.
small degree of sympathy due to their tendency to attract cats
still shite though. a cooker that constantly eats fuel, is a total burn hazard and is so bad at it's actual function that you need another oven? GTFO.
shit cooker for twats
yeah, you don't actually cook stuff on or in it though
it's for keeping stuff warrrrm.
And it's really inefficient and environmentally poor at doing that.
just pish on my fucking parade all day marckee why don't you :'D
I WANT A FERRARI AND AN AGA YOU BLOODY SPOILSPORT.
shit airing cupboard for twats
small pet foot-warmer for twats
Love Agas
What other ovens can you directly cook pancakes onto? Plus I have a cool scar on my arm from burning myself on one because I forgot how hot the bastard door was.
Windows 8
fix
PO's opinion of agas
really expensive perfume/cologne
lol just spent £300 making myself smell like an otter's fanny
Paris.
marriage
Hmmm...
4D scans
look shit and where is the fourth dimension
TIME you wazzock
TIME is the fourth dimension.
but yeah
4d scans are a total waste of money. I can understand why excited first time parents to be do it though.
(you wazzock)
Erm... I'll think you'll find I am the Lord and keeper of the annals of time.
...
http://genealogyreligion.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Gozer-the-Gozerian.jpg
Politicians
pret a manger
3DTVs
Yup, if it ain't 4D then fuck it
How would it not be?
If it only showed still images?
you're really going full pedant today. PERIOD.
.
or rather if it IS 4d, then fuck it
(the extra D is for my Dick)
Krispy Kreme donuts
NO
yes
Aulds or Greggs or GTFO.
POLICE sunglasses.
Anything with the word Superdry written on it.
Superdry =/= expensive
Okay.
I can't believe I didn't say this
As business plans go, you've got to admire it. Knock out a load of bog standard clothes, stick some faux Japanese logo on them and charge approximately triple what their actually worth.
The thing that really confuses me about the cunts that wear this shit (and they are without exception cunts) is they think they are doing something trendy & exclusive. Have they not got eyes? Can they not see every other fucker on the planet wearing this tripe? Why spend over the odds just to wear something that everyone is wearing? At least if you are going to shell out on a label, make it exclusive.
Having said that my local Superdry store did used to stock The Stool Pigeon.
BURGERS
HOUSES IN FOREST HILL...
:D
The film This Is The End
Lawyers
Architects.
Dyson
a beverage or snack
at an arena or stadium.
'hardsports' from a high end prostitute?
I might have misunderstood the thread.
babies