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## That makes me feel ill.

## am I missing something?

## I think i've got it

http://i.imgur.com/Etgs4bz.png

## More or less what I got. I think there a couple of different answers.

## Ha, should'ave closed that PDF of your CV, i've worked out your real name

because im fucking sherlock

## :)

## this post has about three excellent layers of humour

:D

## not cool of pichael to implicate nicky cavernous tho

## rupert dingleberry?

## keith plop?

## quincy gashturnip?

## len mcsickeningface?

## O'l Rod Clit?

## some pretty straightforward maths gubbins?

## Are you not a PhD scientist?

## I spent 3 of my 4 years at Oxford revising the 9 times table

a) 1\<x<11

b) 5\<x<9

c) x>/2

## or maybe

a) 1<x\<11

b) 5<x\<9

c) x>2

one of the two

## \< Oh come on. You mean <

## Haha MATHS

What a waste of time.

When did Maths do anything for anyone?

## when they used it to figure out what a reasonable monthly spend on a phone bill was

## yeah, mcdonald's even do your budget for you now

## deadonthestairs had a suggestion for the inequality symbols

http://i.imgur.com/Bf4rgdL.png

## don't make me repost my maths question that I made

## I'll tell you exactly what it is, sonny.

It's terrible use of a bookmarks toolbar, that's what it is.

## ?

x is greater than 1 and less than or equal to 11

x is greater than 5 and less than or equal to 9

x is less than 2

## And this, what the fuck is it?

http://i.imgur.com/NOTTi6S.png

A test you're meant to complete on your own.

## a) ->

b) =

c) <->

d) ->

## think of the arrows as "if x -> then y"

## a) is not because if x squared is 16 x could be -4

b) is = because one side DOESN'T have an = sign in it and is therefore not an equation but an expression, which must be equated rather than fed into a reasoning sequence

c) is <-> because the two sides are mutually affirming

d) is not <-> because sin(450) is also 1, repeat for every value of the nature 360n+90

## I'm fairly sure I never saw those symbols once in maths lessons (apart from =, obv)

## this is not appropriate for nurseries

YOU'RE DRUNK ON YOUR OWN POWER, GOVE. DRUNK ON YOUR OWN POWER

## Who's Nicky Ca...?

from the facebook tab? you stalking her?

## ban request

## is it you?

have I uncoverd a secret tryst?

## no but you could have seen me make basically the same post as you upthread

## don't piss off mathsman

## you wouldn't like him when he's angry

but his angular guitar playing in unorthodox time signatures will win you over

## sir you appear to have me confused with Steve Albini

^^^this has to be a line in your next piece

## More of a Dave Pajo kind of statement, surely?

## for some reason

I don't think I can ever imagine Dave Pajo being angry. I just picture him as being all constantly zen, playing guitar all the time wearing some heavy metal T-shirt

## oooooOOOOooooooOOOOoooh

## Ta