good morning! how are you?
I want a bacon roll
i am well, if tired, extremely hot and apprehensive about a meeting i have this afternoon.
i want daniel bryan to become the next wwe champion.
and a pepsi.
but a pepsi seems perfectly achievable.
best of luck
So bored of drawing stupid babies now
that sounds like fun though.
any chance of a look? or do you have to hand them over first?
Tried to work them last night to make the lines a bit cleaner but it wasn't working. Stupid babies
All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast.
It's an anytime drink
when I'll be doing my last bit of packing before heading to the airport to fly off to Biarritz.
What're you doing out there?
It's annual surfing trip with my mates. Previously we've just driven down to Cornwall, but we spotted that flights were cheap on Easyjet this year.
None of us can surf, but from current reports the waves aren't good enough there at the moment anyway, so it could just descend into a drinking holiday.
you lucky bastard.
Do they follow you around telling people nearby how great and valuable you are?
No, this one talks utter shite!
settled on fuckday?
What do you think of that
it's a figure of speach, ma0sm, used to suggest that i have booked friday off work. in fact i have successfully booked monday off work as well. i am spending this weekend living the dream. in sheffield.
Can you also clarify this "living the dream" statement that you made? Does this mean that you will be spending most of the weekend asleep in Sheffield?
Just want to make sure I've got a clear picture here, El Vino. Confusions causes accidents.
I will be visiting Sheffield in order to attend Tramlines festival. Living the dream implies that it will be a lot of fun, as if my real life were in fact a dream. Although I should probably clarify that I have never dreamt about Tramlines specifically. Happy to help
It's good to learn
I've only got enough change for one though.
I want it all. I want it all and I want it now.
but I don't want to have to go outside. doesn't really work. oh well.
a motherfucking hug, about five hundred pound and a guarantee of summer work next year so i can quit this fucking shitty unpaid work experience gig
I like your style
I am literally aglow with relief.
i'm going to do something that involves a footwear:violence pun interface
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE ME SWEET-UH
Woke me up this morning and disrupted my hangover prevention sleep-in
hanging would be too good
I'm so dizzy today and feel really sick. I think I might be a bit concussed. (can't even blame the booze as I AM CLEAN.)
have a beer
(nb I am not a healthcare professional)
DO YOU KNOW it's to be so scorching at the weekend? (like scorching for glasgow/ edinburgh- i know it's already 30 in london. I think we're getting 28/30. I might go for a drive somewhere amazing.)
Its gonna be so hot and i can barely behave myself at the best of times. Oeuf, what we gonna do?
I might flee to london! :)
How much bad behaviour can you get up to in fife? (I'm only barred from one bar in elie, and i think they've actually shut it down now...) OK, I might do fort wiliam/ islands instead...
I'm supposed to be visiting a friend in edinburgh, but I'm not sure I can cope with the city in HOT heat. (you are crazy considering london, it will be unbearable.)
Maybe a wee drive somewhere out the city is a good idea.
(my convertible is an automatic, so it means you won't have to suffer the terrifying indignity of watching me trying to drive a manual. i've decided i'm not going to drive a manual anynmore, I keep hitting things with it.)
Let's face it Oeuf you and i aren't exactly the best influence on one another when we meet! ;)
Apparently we're meant to get up to about 32 degrees on Saturday in St Andrews. I'm pretty sure the population will actually melt. Post-apocalyptic golf world.
*puts hands in air in STEVE HOLT style*
I had read it could go north of 30 degrees in elie. My friend has a house there, I'm going to see if I can get it from her for the weekend <3
like dr karl off neighbours. never saw him without a booze in his hand.
i watched telly from 515pm to after midnight last night in an attempt to not go to the pub. it worked though, by jingo, it worked.
I didn't get home from work till about ten, so no real pub lure./ I also ate at work, so I wasn't tempted to have wine while cooking. My mum asked me to pour her a glass of wine. I have to confess, I took one sip, but it was a semillon which I can take or leave, so I left it at that :)
My dreams were ridiculous last night though.
Fitba with my drinking cronies. There's no need for me to drink to enjoy the game though. *bites down hard on whitening knuckles*
a meeting in a pub followed by seeing three different bands in three different bars tonight.
wish me well.
i can see me buckling already.
Just tell yourself yo're not going to do it
TWO MORE NIGHTS, PAL, You can do it! (I only have three to go....)
My appetite has gone crazy in the last couple of days. I'm like a constant food monster. I hope this is only a temporary side effect as I'm putting it away like a prop fwd at the moment.
a packet of chilli cashews and a packet of yoghurt covered raisins down my stupid throat last night so yeah, making up for tha boozes with the dinners for sure.
Ate them all under the table but only had a fizzy water. DAY TWO NEARLY COMPLETED :DDD
Had one pretty much since this weather began. What gives?
have a beer
and not go home to look after his budgie
just heading home to 'look after the budgie'
Also, I want a 3grand watch that I saw in the shop where I just bought a new watch
Out on site and it's boiling hot already. A paddling pool would be nice. And a pair of shorts.
I've designated today as Bad Mood Day.
Still pissed off though.
(Ref. the dog at The Windmill.)
but not to have to do job applications.
I also want to go paddling.
So I'm gonna second this.
Can you get cosmetic dentistry done on nhs if it's because you were clumsy?
My teeth are intact but they don't feel right.
and a nice lunch. Also for my arms to stop aching, and if not too much trouble, an Air conditioner for the office. Cheers
My work place is insufferably hot at the best of times and I only have about 5 or 6 shifts left before I start my new job and my heart's not in it anymore. Not that was ever really in it but y'know.
what can men do against such reckless heat
I want some girl on my team to shut up cause she's being a little brat