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It might not be funny but fucking hell it's original.
Zucchini managed to crowbar it into a courgette thread.
NO ONE COULD EVER ACCUSE YOU OF BEING PARSIMONIOUS WITH YOUR PERSIMMON HUMOUR
NO ONE COULD EVER ACCUSE YOU OF BEING PARSIMONIOUS WITH YOUR PERSIMMON-Y NOUS
And it hasn't been proved that it was without CAUSE... YET.
I'd do anything for you...
b-b-b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen no courgette...
I expect to be able to devote a significant portion of my day to vegetable based band puns.