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Gritty's off the grid on this one. Rookie will provide assistance where possible.
Rookie: No way, Gritty! Mick Pasthaunter is too dangerous, you can't go up against him on your own.
Gritty: I don't think Chief's going to like the sound of that, kid.
Rookie: To hell with Chief! This is bigger than the department!
Gritty: Now you're talking my language, kid.
Chief: Get me everything you can on Mick Pasthaunter.
GOCIP: I thought Gritty was working this case?
Chief: Gritty's a liability - it's your case now. Grab Rookie, he'll bring you up to speed.
GOCIP: Nobody's seen Rookie for the last 2 days, chief.
Chief: GRITTY! [smashes coffee mug on wall]
Chief: You're off the case Gritty.
Gritty: but I'm this close to catching these bastards.
Chief: The commissioner's breathing down my neck, i can't have any more fuck ups. Hand over your gun and badge. Rookie's taking over.
Gritty: You in on this chief? You got something to hide? Y'know what? FUCK YOU I QUIT!
Gritty kicks the door off its hinges on the way out.
Chief: I never one man could care so much about building permit violations.
Rookie: His wife just left him Chief.
Then you've really got to question Chief's credentials.
I'm not keen on this chief guy.
He doesn't need Gritty chasing his hunches again, he needs results. And he may not like Gritty, and Gritty may not like him, but Gritty's the best damn detective he's got and he needs him out there cracking cases.
he's been cracking heads instead of cases.
Gritty: And I got those child molestin' nuns where they belong! Jeez Chief, who's side are you on?
Chief: Sorry Gritty, this one's been handed off to Internal Affairs.
Internal Affairs Cop: Well Gritty, seems you've certainly had a "colourful" time in the department.
Gritty: Get bent, rat. What kinda cop goes after other cops anyway? Bet your father's real proud.
Internal Affairs Cop: I'm just looking out for Joe Public, Gritty. The man on the street who, need I remind you, pays your salary?
Gritty: He pays yours too, rat. He pays for you to sit behind a desk in a rathole and bring down cops who are trying to keep Joe Public and Mrs Joe Public from being stabbed by a psychopath when they're taking Joe Junior to School. But hell, as long as the taxes keep rolling in!
The woman who had sex with Tom Hanks becomes obsessed with him after he turns back into a 12 year old and starts grooming him. She is later arrested on account of being a paedophile and is thrown in jail
A young millionaire leads a charmed life, and is happy because he is both young and well-off.
A young Tobey Maguire gets mercilessly beaten up at school.
Neither Riggs or Murtaugh have a partner and that's just dandy.
Episode IV: Jedi Beach Party
Episode V: Yoda Strikes Back To Get His Towel
Episode VI: The Return of Yoda's Towel
I always assumed he became a twisted psychopath the moment his parents were brutally murdered in front of him as a child
So before that.
young as in a child
like Big, but the other way round
TRAILER MAN: From a film director comes the first in the classic fantasy saga
ROSCOE: Marlon you have to go to school apparently you've never been despite your age and don't have the basic education to actually be a citizen of this country
MARLON: Oh yeah I knew I'd forgotten to do something when I was four years old. It's been buggin me EVER SINK
ROSCOE: Doh best get you on the train
(shot of the school bus doing doughnuts)
TRAILER MAN: Marlon meets some new friends
ROSCOE: Hi Marlon
MARLON: Hello whas ur name
ROSCOE: Its me. Roscoe. Your closest associate. Aparently Im sposed to learn to. HEY YOU FRIEND OF OURS WHAT YOUR NAME
JADEN SMITH: Ayo yo I'm Jaden Smith. Fresh Prince of the Schoolyard, I'll show you how to be all fresh and cool in this environmen
ROSCOE: SHUP UR OUR COMIC FOIL
JADEN SMITH: Aight I just wan make my dad proud
TRAILER MAN: And uncovers some secrets about the legendary Philosopher's Stone
SLAVOJ ZIZEK: Hi everyone as Mr. Benchley isnt here I'm covering for PE. Incidentally ccheck out this stone I've got its good innit. YOU BOY I SAID ITS GOOD
MARLON: Yeah its wicked
SLAVOJ ZIZEK: Want it laddy?
SLAVOJ ZIZEK: CANT HAVE IT IS MINE. Now let's play sme serious hardcore rounders
MARLON: We gotta get that philosphers stone I think its so cool
JADEN SMITH: Yeah maybe I'll be able to use it to upstage my dad
JANITOR: Why are you sleeping here this is a comprehensive you're supoosed to sleep in your beds at your homes where you live
TRAILER: Coming Christmas