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the film that wouldn't die
i had an idea earlier for a film that refused to finish.
The first scene would be the actors delivering the final line, the director saying 'that's a wrap' and then the camera just keeps on running and then they are all like... 'stop filming' but the film is like, (voiceover) 'No i wanna see where this goes. I'm not ready to die yet... let me live!" and then they say 'you can't do this... its madness i tells ya!" and the film says "i can do whatever i want' and then there's some flashy jump cuts and special effects and the film goes "see?" and they're like "woah, the film wasn't joking' and then the film transports them to all these places (borneo and streatham) and does what it wants and it never dies.
Can i have £250 million please?