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1. A load of spiders seem to have moved in
2. The washing machine has a blockage
Now every time you wash everything the pockets will fill with spiders.
would actually terrify Brooke.
is also made of spiders.
The other day I made a huge Jamie Oliver style couscous salad platter, left it on the worktop above the washing machine while I went to set up something on Netflix, heard a crash, walked back into the kitchen to find - of course, the machine had shaken the dish off the worktop, and it has gone all over the (wooden floorboards, not especially clean) floor. I nearly cried. Scooped up as much as possible and picked at it, but having seen a mouse there a few months back I couldn't really enjoy it. Had a funny tummy the next day too, but maybe that was psychosomatic.
Thanks for listening.
Jam those motherfuckers inbetween the washing machine and any surfaces it touches and they'll absorb all the vibrations. Usually pop a couple inside ol' ma wilykit whilst we're getting naughty on the Hotpoint too. She bloody loves it.
Office LOL. Is it hometime yet?
and has fucked off to France for a month without even trying to get it fixed. Or telling anyone.
Something about spiders.
i have really missed you.
I had a spider on my pillow during the week when I was trying to get to sleep. I tried the usual *coax it onto paper then into a glass which is hopefully dry* manoeuvre, but I then realised that to get from my room to outside holding a spider on a slightly damp bit of A4 would be a total mission, and the windows don't open in 'my' room (I am now living in the green room as my room up the top is the nursery). Also, the spider was freaked and just wasn't playing ball, so I just lifted up my pillow and shoved it (the whole pillow) in the blue room (the one with the squeaky bed that you and msmonipenni stayed in. I've had that squeak sorted btw, but now some baby birds have moved into the roof which is actually worse than the squeak ever was. nightmare.) Anyway, I am digressing all over the place, but I basically left that spider to fend for myself and I had a bad neck on wednesday because of uneven pillow positoining. rubbish. I feel your spider pain. I miss you x
During every single second of daylight hours, there is constant, metronomic cheeping, loud enough that it sounds like it's on the bedside table. FUCK YOU BIRDS.
What with that and the washing machine, my life right now it a total living hell tbh.
I love baby birds very much. (I do a v good impression btw of a baby bird looking for food). But I do not like them at 4.30am, fucknig little cunts, where's my shotgun.
I miss you too! When will you be in London next? Haha I love that room apart from the cray squeaky bed!
The spiders are horrible! Every day, Sam takes a few outside but we wake up and they're back! There is a HUGE one in the hall with a moth in its grasp :(
but baby stuff means I have to stay close to home. I say 'have', i really mean 'want'. (she's so cute.) I am looking at my weekends in august for a trip donw- if there are any no-go weekends for you please let me know so I can avoid them. (I am still holding out hope for coming down last w/e in july for Candian jen's b'day, but waiting to hear from client whether or not I have to work that weekend as we have to close a deal on 31st july- which normally means the weekend before is screwed.) x
How are they getting in?
I may return to Glasgow later this evening for a night out. The wheels are in motion for this plan, and there is nothing anyone can do to stop them (unless my boss tells me I can't leave early).
No spiders in sight.
What wheels are in motion? You should always go back to glasgow whenever you get the urge.
Optimo are on at the Berkeley Suite tonight (free entry!), so, if my night goes according to plan, I shall be there. It's warm in Glasgow today, I'm enjoying it.
I forget you live here, I am not very good with memory. I ma not enjoying the heta in glagsow. but I have just ahd a right good rummage in a cupboard in my office which I hadn't noticed before today, and there's a masive fan there, which I am now trying to get to work. too hot. Might go back to reception for the tennis at 4.
Hopefully moving soon, but that'll probably be to somewhere else in Lanarkshire.
We are equally neddy by the sounds of things. (only joking, i'm from greenock - well, gourock. Much worse.)
but that's not to say they're not there. I wish I knew where they hid/ came from/ do behind our backs.
a fake meeting with a spider.
Does that make him my historical boyfriend?
why are they even paying me to be here
didn't check the delivery address. it's now going to my parents who are currently in Canada. i am miffed