If the person sitting next to you started a thread about how annoying the person sitting next to them was (i.e. you) what would it say?
Mine would be:
There's a girl called Elaina sitting next to me and she's well annoying because she eats too much and too noisily and she goes to the toilet about 20 times day and her desk is really messy and people are always coming over to her desk. She's fit though.