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you double the price. It's bullshit.
i.e - throw things together so that it looks like shit.
Wouldn't have the cheek to charge anybody £12 for my "rustic garden salad" though...
it's not rustic, though. it's artisan, dahling.
I'll then eat it on a wooden chopping board instead of a plate. Rustic food.
Later I'm making butternut squash and cheddar bread. Is that rustic? Am I rustic?
that were on offer in Morrisons
I EAT HOVIS!
'Ow yah we are so staying in a Yurt' Cunts
Fucking hula hoops
our next door neighbour (also students) got right pissed off when we played with their hula hoop. Cause it was expensive, apparently. I took the piss about that for ages, doing impressions, but then we noticed the window was open the whole time.
It was the last day of the tenancy though so it was fine
(this Haim band are ridiculous shite)
spits it out and said 'sorry im late but i was looking forward to that all evening. this songs called Lump Sum'.
clutching 7 loaves of bread, shouted 'tear and share', threw the bread into the audience, and those few loaves, as if by miracle, managed feed the multitude
They all ate and were satisfied
it's not going to be rustic though. I'm getting the recipe from google searches; it's going to be urban and soulless.
however there is a fairly important point here, in that most 'produced' bread is made by the Chorleywood method.
Which has created an expectation which has almost become a requirement for many.....that bread should be uniform and standardised in shape and appearance.....however a major problem with this sort of standardised bread is that hydrogenated fat is incorporated to help maintain its 'structure' hydrogenated fat is really not good for humans at all, its really quite unatural
Make bread really tasty though. mmm, bread. I would like some plain white bread now.