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after his earlier outburst about Almost Famous, it spontaneously combusted:
a friend works there and stuff. she was there and got out fine like everyone else apparently
she's got a cunt i presume?
probably some guys out there who aren't good enough
that place is a cash cow. the building insurance will ensure a nice new roof/ lick of paint, but it will only partially recompense them for the loss in trade. If it was struggling, then that might be a potential theory. BTW, I know you're tongue in cheek, but that's a seriously libellous thing to say.
A three-storey building on a corner plot would be A LOT more profitable as a multi-storey residental block for the landlord, especially in that area.
I advise all Manchester-residents to leave a potato wrapped in tin foil somewhere in their house, at least that way if there's a fire there will be a tasty treat for them waiting in the debris.
with his mind
but I think that they're ALMOST BLAMELESS
(anyone who wants to use that you have my permission but I want at least one joke/pun in return)
and most of the burgers were ALMOST ANUS.
the firemen were quick and they were ALSO DELAYLESS!
THAT is the pun!. of course it fucking is. giving up thinking now. fuck. fine. I nearly got to it too!
he was ALMOST GAMELESS
That's ALMOST SHAMELESS
and say they're looking to speak to a current professor at the nearby University of Manchester. He's recently left his post there but it could be, ALMOST, MARTIN AMIS.
Burn them all