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Actually you can have any part of any animal but it would/will be purely ornamental.
Sure. Where do you want it? On the end of your nose?
or protruding from my chin, yeah that might be a bit more fetching
can't have a horse cock replacing your cock but you could have an additional horse cock.
don't want to grind my own horn.
the lady would see the phallus, get wide and ride!
JFC (totally using this btw)
eg sharks tooth in your mouth rather than on your kneecap?
Every guy wants antlers.
and letting the end dangle to the floor? How's your balance, hombre?
and as a forfeit you now have a goats cock on your forehead*
*I haven't checked this with Balonz but I'm assuming he'll be ok with this
my charisma would get me through life loved and happy and I'd still be hotter than YM
That Elaina is a right laugh isn't she, charisma by the bucketloads. We should invite her.
Behave yourself she's got a goats cock on her head.
True. Get rid.
I'll have a rhino horn please.
if that doesn't get me in a channel 4 documentary, I don't know what will
All sticking up behind my head. Gonna look majestic.