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can't be assed to make it a this thread, so put your height in below.
(the 1/2 is important)
Guess we still need Jockeys
the sign off is just awesomely harsh. Well done NNNR.
(PS I miss you actually talking like a BZZT robot.)
Any 'man' under 6 Foot here will be getting slagged off rotten so Watch out
if i lengthen my spine and neck as much as I can.
Your Left Leg is big as my Thumb
I pictured 11 as being about 5'9" (towering over meths).
but BURMA nonetheless!
Thought I was 6'4" but I got measured and weighed at my new doctor's surgery and it turns out I'm 196cm (6'5").
I preferred 6'4".
Never mind, CANCEL THE WHOLE THING
I know my place.
:''( not a 6 footer
How tall are you? Was your dad tall? Do you play basketball?
and carry them round with you wherever you go, handing them out when you're asked one of the questions.
E.g. "thanks, you're short and fat. Thanks, you're balding" etc. Thought this might work until I almost said "thanks, you're divorced" to a colleague.
have you tried growing an inch?
although I seem to be the same height as people who claim to be 5'7" so I'm not really sure
you're not American, so it's "arsed".
See also: where's it to?
lets leave it at that, lurch
It's not that bad.
Let's go across the sidewalk, into the parking lot and fight about it.
Depends how much energy I have
But I'm always a little surprised at how tall DiSers seem to be.
It reminds me of school, where, at 5ft9, I was the shortest guy in my year.
No anxieties over whether I'm taller or shorter than another guy - it's simple: I'm shorter!
But you're outta shape.
Come. At. My Napoleonic bad self. Bro.
The rest is secondary.
Scared of Mice
And TheWza's response is awesome too!
(I had no idea we had so many BURMAs on here. For some reason I thought most of you were quite wee.)
I may be shrinking. I once SNOGGED a girl who was 4'11". That's a height difference of 1'3". She was an adult with a beret. (thinly veiled....)
It looked like I'd stolen her.
but she invited me to Stockport to watch porn which i turned down. One of life's great regrets.
how tall am i?
we'd be here all day
you gonna come see my band play, bastard?
no idea what it will be like playing Catch with a six-piece band. :-/
somewhere between 5'11" and 6'2" (inclusive)
Hey, all you tall guys - what's the weather like up there?!!?!!???
And Jump off a fucking bridge.
Don't like bridges.
'men' not so much
Big Unit Real MAn
was gonna be a bill hicks quote thread.
A bed so big it can also fit a cot.
a lot of giraffes in this thread!!!!1
6'4.5", 6'5" and 6'5.5"
Also this thread's been done a million times and it's spelt "arsed".
Perfect man height. Yep.
Shorter than Waffle.
although I thought I was 6'4", must still be growing.
when I talk to short millionaires.