Reasonable excuses please?
Just pottering around the flat, isn't it?
songs_about_ducking did this last friday and seems to have got away with it.
I would turn up on monday as if nothing as happened. Because nothing has happened, has it? YOU ARE ON HOLIDAY TODAY. YOU BOOKED IT OFF AGES AGO DIDN'T YOU? didn't you? Oops, what a terrible mistake.
do I mean Monday? because i drank at lunch I am thinking this is friday. Are you going in tomorrow? I think you've booked two days off, is that correct?
punch each and every person in the face. They'll be so shocked by it that they'll completely forget that you weren't in the office the day before.
went to lunch, never came back.
Said BYE, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND YOU GUYS, and waltzed off seemingly happily., never came back, not even for her raincoat, ipod or reading glasses. Or her fancy work shoes that werte under her desk. They did some digging and tracked her down- she said she was traumatised by the epxerience and couldn't even bring herself to go back for her stuff or explain why she wasn't going back. they couriered her stuff to address she had given HR on her first day.
but when they were telling me the story I was really interested in whether she got her stuff back and I thought you might be too.
She had only been there five days!
(It was the worst place in the world to work to be fair. I lasted 8 months before shouting GERRIT UP YE because I am hard as nails and mental yeah.)
i once went home for christmas and just never went back to my job afterwards.
they called and called and when, in february, i answered, they offered me a redundancy package which i swiftly accepted. i was so bad at that job that just before i left i was demoted to being the assistant to a guy that counted pieces of paper...
also - actualol at assistant to the guy who counted pieces of paper
sorry if that sounds a bit accusatory
In which case I'd imagine it'd be quite easy!
How did you forget? :)
hump day innit
by swiping it across the doorbell. Must've looked like a right spoon.
I've not worked for almost two months. I also have almost nothing to show for it.
I've stopped having constant anxiety and I've still been paid. And I bought a great bike.
in this thread. Hurry up, I got an email to write and a bath to run.
I gave you the only plausible excuse.
if so anything to do with your lady ness
I was watching a walkthrough (with commentary) of Fantasy World Dizzy.
Simultaneously delighted and disgusted with myself.
I was happy an hour?
*I was in half an hour
just for today - his 4-year-old son has diarrhea so he's staying home with him. I never know if the guy's sick-kid excuses are for real or not because they always could be. So on a related note, because it's just me here, I have nothing to do.