i am presuming that someone had stuck said packet of mints up their bum to make them last a bit longer.
do they 11? DO THEY?
nice lad, other than that
I get to sit on the toilet and play one-in/one-out with a pile of scotch eggs.
i'm immediately reminded of stealthy's horrible, horrible haiku series
Like a margarita.
yep, it's plausible