Uncork your misery in here.
I'll never have a job I love :(
but it's really cold out so I don't want to leave the warmth of my bed
It's late June!!!
and have no food with me.
I'm stuck in Poole and a really exciting job opportunity I was presented with was given to another applicant, so I'm still going to be stuck in Poole for a while longer being taken the piss out of.
My degu is poorly and I'm worried what will happen should his medication not work.
but thank you(?)
I'll be quite sad if he has to be put down.
I hope he's ok.
albeit a bit sluggish.
He looked awful this morning, but is doing a bit better now apparently. Thankfully B is at home.
and I can't flush my toilet because the water is turned off.
And it's Monday - my 7th favourite day of the week
I wouldn't mind, but it's freezing and I forgot to bring a book :(
We're cool now though.
now my arms feel like theyre about to fall off and i suspect the life guards were laughing at me behind my back.
Theyve replaced me with someone amazing just to torture me the complete shower of bastards
think my friends are being lame and aren't paying enough attention to me.
this miserable thread
can't work as a result and I want a sexy man to buy me an ice cream cone
And I've had to consider breast surgery :(
from anyone tbf.
What happened with your back? Is the consideration of surgery related? x
This isnt an out of work single mums facebook status youre replying to
I have to use them all day.
no prbs hun xox
Eltham's a very lucky man
sometimes I can be pretty high maintenance too.
Glad it was appreciated at least!
So the muscle damage won't heal properly. Buuuuut it's difficult to exercise when you have massive jugs/ are in constant pain. Obviously this is a really drastic longterm measure but I feel a bit hopeless and worry I'm gonna end up disabled.
the exact same thing, the pain coupled with the unwanted attention she got from a young age meant that she went with the reduction. She was quite happy with it but it's different for everyone, and I can't begin to imagine what it's like.
darwindude's wazzo jugs
Only just saw this thread and couldn't let a statement like that go uncommented.
Fill it up from the closest sink, even if it's in the bathroom. It's better than syrupy juice, bleurgh.
pretzels are making me thirsty.
They are hurting my feet.
Which should s save me a lot in taxis.
I bought new shoes today. I've got no money
Was told that I would hear about their hiring decision today. It's already 4:00pm in the city where said job is located so I don't know if they just haven't made a decision or this means I just flat out didn't get the job. :\
Feel utterly drained of any energy towards anything. Ex-girlfriend won't talk to me, I'm probably never going to see her again, and I wanted to be friends by now.
Probably a bit far for me to travel though.
where are you? we should see a gig at some point
I suppose I probably could make it to the Barbican but I'm a bit short of cash at the moment.
next time there's a rad* + cheap thing happening in ldn/brighton we shd coordinate
*THUMPERMONKEY, for example, or To Arms Etc, the band that played my goddamn wedding (they rule)
My mum says I should go...
Duuuuuunnnnn Dunn duuuuuuuunnn dunn
Does Not work.
It is almost a 'so shite to watch for a laugh' film if I never held Jaws in such high regard as the best film ever made
How much he looks at camera in the first 19 minutes
I think I migh be a failure
but I want him to go away forever because he's fucking the girl that I like. the nice bastard.
then claim her when she flees in horror
then give his soul back and claim he had a psychotic episode and be his supportive friend. he will accept it is better that you now have his girlfriend. be grateful, even.
don't really have much in common. just that she made me feel alive in a way I hadn't in five years. now I have to get used feeling inert again.
get used to
get used to
get used to
get fucking used to
Problem is she started going out with a new chap two or three months ago and she seems pretty comfortable with him. Kicking myself now because I've been single since New Year's and probably would have had a chance if I hadn't been in an alcoholic haze for three months straight post-breakup. Fuck this.
A small whinge but it matters to me goddamnit.
She's a friend and all her mates are my friends too so things could get verrrry awkward.
you want to completely screw your life up, tell her. you want to do it properly, have lots of wanks and bide your time
too easily gets unlocked/button mashed. keep calling this same guy all the time and it's really embarrassing. also will just be listening to music and will always top/skip/put it on shuffle, etc. drives me nuts.
I got an email from a charity I'd really like to work for inviting me to a job interview :)
Um, I'll never be married to Rachel Riley :(
best of luck. When is it?
Kinda hope my cousin gets back to me about film work before that though, would prefer not to have to go back to an office ever again.
Fingers crossed for you hun x
My PM job fell through. Sounded too good to be true. They ended up hiring internally.
I'm sure you'll find something soon.
The headhunter was so positive it was hard not to get excited and sucked in - even though I knew it was an act.
I think I'm just so desperate to jump ship that I allowed myself to hope!
my record player needle is fucked and I can't listen to my vinyl
I broke my bag with my wheel riding to the station this morning
my friend stayed at my house yesterday and made a mess
I still have all my work to do for my seminar on saturday
my trousers zip is broken and keeps sliding down
I bought a croissant this morning and it was stale
I went shopping after being in the pub yesterday and bought stuff and it all looks dead good on me but I'm poor so I'll have to return it all (This is actually an undercover brag at my incredible drunk sale navigating skills. Go me! I'm the queen of the world! I didn't buy a size 6 crop top!)
Mainly though why won't nobody just give me all the job.
OH WELL YOU CAN GET FREE CAPS AND T SHIRTS.
Gonna have to dress up in an inflatable bowling pin costume for the rest of my life (worst case scenario).
Probably hasn't been long enough to hear back from most of them though? I'm impatient.
I'm not getting paired until Friday week
and then a 20oz rib eye the day after.
How did I not know this until this week???
All it has achieved is show up how dirty our ceiling is.