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what would you call it?
I would call the dish washer a 'wizzy wash'.
in honour of T-Dogg from Walking Dead
the popty ping
"Great news, Steved. You can travel back in time..."
"Amazing! Can't wait. I'm going to ride a dinosaur, punch a couple of popes..."
"...and you can rename one household appliance."
"You can travel back in time and rename one appliance."
"You're joking, right?"
"I know, great isn't it? You'll have to take time off work though."
"Yeah, I'd rather not bother, thanks anyway."
this falls into the paradox where by if you had a time machine to go back and rename a household object then by the time you grow up to rename the appliance you will have already gone back and renamed the appliance to whatever the appliance is called...
At which point it wouldn't really be worth going back in time and renaming the Steve because I'd already be very happy with its current name.
an 'Electro Visualisor'.
That would change everything.
'Put the cockmaster on will you love?'
so people would have been like "I'm not voting for him, he's got a silly name".
amongst fans of the Putney-based post-rock three piece consisting of Kieran Hebden, Adem Ilhan and Sam Jeffers
The David Cameron on Brixton Hill.
a Montague-South Vortex Machine
I'm just going to warm this up in my...
...you get the picture