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This looks the worst
it just doesn't fit, and I can't get past Ashton on here it just looks ridiculous
Ashton seems too..... Ashton-y. I can't get over the way he still talks like a Cali surfer dude.
I can't write good
but i thought that trailer was quite good
(STEVE JOBS walks out of the burning block of flats carrying the POLICE CHIEF's young daughter DAVIS)
POLICE CHIEF: Oh gosh, Steve Jobs you made it
STEVE JOBS: There's no jobs to hard for Steve Jobs
DAVIS: Daddy Steve saved my life dad did you see
POLICE CHIEF: Thanks Steve for saving young Davis. I owe you one, dawg. (a brief silence) What about Mendoza?
STEVE JOBS: (looking down) he... got away
POLICE CHIEF: But at least you invented all those Macintosh computers and like sold them and whatevr
STEVE JOBS: Yeah I guess you jus gotta look on the bright side o this sorta shit. Heh. You always know the right thing to say Chief
POLICE CHIEF: Jus part of the job
STEVE JOBS: Heh. Dont ya mean part of the JOBS
POLICE CHIEF: No that dont make a shit o sense
DAVIS: I can confirm I learnt it in English
STEVE JOBS: She's still traumatised. She better get some res
POLICE CHIEF: Yeah lets walk home. Best sort some tunes out for the long walk (getting out his Walkman and a bag of tapes) God I just wanna listen to my tape of Sonic Youths selftitled debut EP but I cant find it anywhere god this is such a hassle
(close shot of STEVE JOBS looking like he's had an idea)
STEVE JOBS: Hummmm....
(CREDITS ROLL to the movie's official tie-in single The Man for the Jobs by Will.I.Am (feat. Jim o'Rourke))
in a movie where everyone else is in character as people from Apple
he's like AW I JUS PUNKD THE WHOLE AUDIENCE