How's your love life?
How many pens are on your desk? There are 10 pens on my desk.
HAHAHAH VENGEANCE IS MINE!
3 highlighters (blue, orange, yellow)
Dunno why I'm telling you about the fork really.
I need to learn some self control.
One red bic
One Angolan footbal club 2008 biro, not working.
Don't be taking it out on me.
I mainly use a computer and keyboard for my work writing.
Computers are for WORK. Pens are for notes and doodles.
Notes and doodles > WORK.
Good day, sir.
I have 3 in my dookit and 5 in a pot.
mine are all on top of my PC.
I'm sorry, I've let everyone down.
(literally nothing else to do)
I wouldn't be able to sleep if I knew things were so askew.
There are three packets of biscuits though. I'm so fucking sick of biscuits so i will not be stealing these.
i'm in love with myself
start a shades selfies thread
People who set up meetings exactly half way round the M25 finishing at 5.30.
- People who only bring one copy of the agenda for everyone to share.
- People who arrive late and then delay everyone by going to find a chair from somewhere else.
yes this is the right thread
'There are more Virgins in there than an Al Qaeda wet dream'
About a meeting room that was full of our Software Developers here, apparently one of our clients was around the corner from when I said it quite audibly, Whoops. Fuck-it I am untouchable (just like the Software Developers)
I'm gonna be drunk by 6
where all the acts begin with the same letter. Tonight that letter is H and I.
That's probably too many. Most are in a mug full of biros and highlighters
Being the new girl is hard. My cheeks and jaw hurt from having to smile all day. I just want to run for train back to glasgow before it's 5pm commuter hell, and have a gin and tonic and snooze on a stranger's shoulder, dribbling.
I now have a brown paper bag and a g+t. My car will have to spend another night in the station car park.
to go to primark. to buy some white leggings. dont' ask...
Currently stuck inches from a tree outside a customer's house awaiting assistance as I can't coerce my vehicle into reversing up the hill I have parked on