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Just tuned into BBC3 for the football but I was fine minutes early. Worlds Craziest Fools!!? WTF is this?
MR. T: Check out this next fool! On the Internet!
MUTE-BRANCHES: Har har, time to come up with a cracking hilarious play about Mr. T's hit BBC3 series. Hmm... just to think of something now...
(MUTE-BRANCHES looks around the living room...)
MUTE-BRANCHES: Hmm... Mr. T... and... the fireplace! No, too derivative... Mr. T... trips over the coffee table! No... I'll be laughed out of the thread!
MR. T: I pity this particular fool! He should've done another episode of Roscoe and Marlon and revealed more layers of that developing storyline that's got the UK totally hooked. What's next in the pipeline, there?
MUTE-BRANCHES: Well, there'll be loads of exciting stuff for the fans in the upcoming episodes. We'll find out more about Michael Parkinson's association with the aliens, find out more about the elusive Terror Man, and - maybe, just maybe - there'll be some more appearances from Barry Primsall and... now I don't want to give to much away... maybe we'll hear more of his hip-hop production.
MR. T: Ooooh. Well we all look forward to that here at DiS' Craziest Fools HQ. Now... how do you react to some of the people who find that these posts are just overly self-indulgent meaningless drivel?
MUTE-BRANCHES: Well, I think maybe they need to understand one crucial thing about the whole...
(the studio doors swing open, in come ROSCOE and MARLON, with TOBY HULL AND EMU)
MR. T: What the dickens?!?
ROSCOE: Mute-Branches you have some splanning to do?
MUTE-BRANCHES: Oh shit, my chickens are coming home to roost. And God knows what the roosters are up to.
ROSCOE: After our Father's Days spend with our fathers, Barry Primsall told us someone wanted to meet us.
MARLON: That person was this person here.
ROSCOE: Yes, Marlon. That person who is this person here was and is Toby Hull and Emu, the son of Rod Hull and Emu.
MUTE-BRANCHES: I know! What have you been telling them Toby Hull and Emu?!?
TOBY HULL AND EMU: I've told them the TRUTH, TERROR MAN! I've told them about how you set up the organisation to stop Michael Parkinson! And about my father's failed assassination attempt in 1976 (I showed them the video footage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqrg_VCPgAQ). I told them about how the media had spun the story and made US out to be a terrorist organisation... I told them about how Michael Parkison was working alongside an alien race who implanted his interviewing skills into his mind in exchange for helping them rule the Earth. I told them... THE TRUE
MUTE-BRANCHES: But why them and why now?
TOBY HULL AND EMU: Because I found out something. I found out that Michael Parkinson and the aliens haven't been working solo. They've been working with the SPECTRES and speaking with their leader Denise Welch.
MUTE-BRANCHES: WHAT!?! I'm both shocked at this news and shocked at the fact that I hadn't figured it out in my own mind despite the fact that it's been a major plot point in many of the Roscoe and Marlon episodes up to this point
TOBY HULL AND EMU: The prophecy says that the Spectres will do battle with Roscoe and Marlon one day.
MARLON: This surprised me as I have never done battle not once in my times
TOBY HULL AND EMU: The prophecy says not who will win. But that the fate of the UNIVERSE depends on the Spectres not gaining control of the universe. Else terrible shit will go down CUZ
MUTE-BRANCHES: We have to train them. And we have to finish deciphering the Book of Secrets
MR. T: Better get on your way then. In the mean time, here's some more videos of DiS's Craziest Fools. HOW I PITY THEIR LITTLE EYES