You know the book The Yes Man (which I never read but my mate did and which I believe was later made into a film that I never saw and neither did my mate)?
ANYWAY, the author he basically decides to say yes to everything - No matter what, to see what happens. Well, I've got my own version.
It's basically being a bastard. Like, all my life, I've effectively done the right thing. Stayed on the most part within the law, kept my head down, worked hard (enough), been honest, been honourable to my partners and decent to my friends.
But what if you decided, just suddenly, for say a year period, to do the wrong thing. Be a total cunt. Screw over people at every opportunity. Flaunt the law (within reason - you don't want to end up inside). Cheat, lie, deceive, be selfish to the max. Not obviously, just on the sly, like every good shitbag would.
Every single crossroads or decision, consciously take the one a smiley, selfish narcissist wanker would take.
Imagine what could happen! Your life could be amazing. just for a year.
What you think? Witty opening reply to this post is gonna be great right? No pressure.