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Today's postivie thread: Dispense your best bits of life advice in this thread
Mine are:
1) Life is about the process not the goal
2) Don't avoid pain and difficulty, use them to grow
3) You can never go back
MOAR PLZ
Mine are:
1) Life is about the process not the goal
2) Don't avoid pain and difficulty, use them to grow
3) You can never go back
MOAR PLZ
Postivie
FIX UP
LOOK SHARP
always always, ALWAYS have a go
take a chance
good advice for making a table
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4431839
;)
or a f***
a fort?
could be c-r
could be
judge yourself by the quality of your enemies as much as the quality of your friends
Why?
if you've got enemies,
ur doin it wrong
The actual quote is
If you haven't got enemies you're doing it wrong. Or this:
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
I thought a lot of this
http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
This is a great article
I've read it before and it's really good
This has definitely inspired me.
Top Ten .. love lists!
1. Find the thing/things you care about and do it every day (your mom etc)
2. You can't know enough good people
3. Strike a balance between choosing short term pleasure over long term growth
4. Surround yourself with people you admire, not people who drag you down
5. If you choose to not use your political voice, it is not wasted, it is used unmandated on your
behalf
6. Don't be scared to struggle
7. As you are in one thing, so you are in most, develop good habits of concentration that are transferable
8. The world rarely rejects openness, don't assume it will, that is you rejecting yourself.
9. Being judged well by a sick world is no barometer of health
10. The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the unlived life is certainly not worth examining.
Japanese bonus track:
11. Listen to more hip hop and less whiny depressive acoustic balladry.
The world isn't out to get you- it doesn't even know or care that you exist
it's just the people that are out to get you
This is who the world is out to get
http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
Stop over filling the bin
have. a. good. time.
all the time.
That's my philosophy Marty
don't eat all your meals lying down
Never resent growing old, for many are denied the privilege.
Did you end up having the crispy duck or salt and pepper squid?
As if that's an either/or decision.
Don't take life advice off this chump, kids.
Bite their necks
and gouge the eyes
don't wrestle a bear
- your work isn't your life (unless you allow it to be)
- just because something's difficult doesn't mean it's not worth doing
- don't trust anyone who's incapable of saying "I don't know"
Never eat anything bigger than your head
Dance liek you do when no one is watching!!!!!!1111
14. You can make love with your mouth, you know. Its the nicest thing you can do for someone.
Everything in moderation
Except moderation then
ctrl F 'stay rude'
c'mon
Loneliness is nature's way of saying you f****ed it all up
Wipe from front to back
you gotta be yourself
you can't be know one else
Always look people in the eye.
Even if they're blind. Just say "I am looking you in the eye".
1. don't be afraid of things that scare you
2. the only thing that hurts is pain
3. ignore advice given in the form of smug aphorisms
my dada used to say
'it's only pain1'
whenever i had fallen over, bellyflopped, broken my leg, fallen off my bike, crushed my hand
most frustrating thing ever
It's only pain1?
I'd hate to know what pain2 would be.
My Dad used to say something similar
'Pain is natures way of telling you something is wrong, so just get it fixed, if it doesn't need any fixing, it doesn't hurt. It's all in your mind'
you've got to roll with it
and take your time,
say what you say,
and don't let anybody get in your way
If you get pulled over for speeding,
tell the policeman your spouse has diarrhea.
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you
if you just lower your expectations.
all you need is love
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.
Life will be all like "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
You cant break some eggs
wothout making an omelette
There is only one real misfortune:
to forfeit one's own good opinion of oneself. Lose your complacency, once betray your own self-contempt and the world will unhesitatingly endorse it
Always follow the rules
srs
Watch today's Neighbours
BRAD WILLIS IS BACK.
turns out he was a ghost all along
not Brad the surfer dude?
my childhood dreamboat crush
YES.
Except he didn't even have blonde hair. Total disappointment.
Bloody hell, i have a story about him
For another time.
just looked - ridiculous
if you're going to switch actors, at least use someone that looks broadly similar.
~NO WAY!
Way, man.
Way.
and LAUREN IS BACK!
WO
If in doubt, use the smell test.
My flatmate always does this
so we call him Smellson Mandela
http://youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM
Live every day like it's gonna be your last
One day it will be.
almost this - my personal creed is
lie every day like it's your last. Make sure each whopper is one you'd be proud to have as your final piece of outrageous mendacity
same as always - the rhyming couplet of truth
1. don't wear brown to town
2. store them old bean cans upside down
I think you'll find the no brown in town rule
Is now more of an outmoded sartorial rule these days.
wearing mahogany/
not gone git any
donning the tan?/
gonna be fucking yr hand
sexy in sepia?
she no' gonna sleep wit ya
etc.
Wear
sunscreen.
Oh, and remember The Old
One-Three
Caveat:
Don't do this if you are DarwinDude
unsure of context
are you telling a poster to get skin cancer
i doubt you are
DD said she's allergic to sunscreen
She or HE?
She
I hope.
If you're going to throw up, try to do it on a policewoman's foot
Is this like the law about pregnant women being allowed to urinate a copper's hat?
Is it legally accepted that vomiting of a WPC's shoe is OK?
Or is this just a reference to one of those PO-type drunken incidents?
MEA CULPA
(It was actually a policeman)
It's far better to get off your ass & make the day your bitch
rather than sit on your ass & bitch about your day.
what about if I sit on my b-
*Abandon reply*
Fixing threads is for life's losers. Embrace the chaos.
Make sure you treat your friends well and don't take em for granted.
That in turn will make you happy. Have a laugh as often as possible.
This...
http://instagram.com/p/YdJ25vpKSx/
and this
http://instagram.com/p/aIsu0tJKRJ/
and this
http://instagram.com/p/UUWjJ3JKVt/
I don't get the chips one
Enjoy every sandwich
Don't work hard, and play hard, you'll end up really tired.
Work a bit, hard enough. Then play really gently.
These I guess
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying