i'd totally create her, then get her to suddenly meet you and fall in love with you. would probably be good for you, untrue.
she looked like kym marsh but i don't fancy actual kym marsh
get it right you bunch of utter goons
i'm just one man though
but you need to take a break from the internet for a while.
Just be careful though because things can get a bit messy.
then the next day i met her in a club and she let me feel her up
she was called sophie and was half asian
need to check that this happened with her
don't mention it
Sent to untrue | 31 May '13, 00:59 | Unread
even though I'm in love with you I still want you to get a really hot girlfriend and have a great time