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Kill them all
I got a lift home off someone the other day and had to listen about how he stayed in the Hub til 5am then ended up sleeping in his car outside his house because he lost his house key then when he woke up it was in his pocket.
It's very shit in there as well
been told plenty of times that it was shit tho
He was hammered and, for some reason, started running around outside the bar at full speed. He tripped one of these - http://goo.gl/jQgj3 - and smashed his face into the floor. He wears glasses and they were ruined so he could hardly see for the rest of the week. Me and another mate had to take him to hospital, cost us about 90 euro in taxi fares
just fuck off, seriously. Why add these???
I went out for a friends 21st and got an appropriate amount of tipsy. He on the other got smashed beyond all belief and spent an hour puking in grotty public toilets and had to go to a chill out zone(they are basically vans set up by the gov in the middle of the clubs to help people who are drunk) and on the next day he posted on facebook about how since he couldn't remember anything he had a great time when he actually had to be treated like a baby and was in a lot of misery.
"BRO, I'M SO DRUNK HA HA HA!!11!"
they can fuck off. very irritating.
there is already drunk.
It always amazes me just how strong the smell of alcohol is (when you're not drunk), and how you don't notice the smell when you're intoxicated.
But who the fuck counts how many drinks they've had?
Because when I've had a few I'm increasingly bad at gauging how drunk I am. If I count my drinks I've got a better chance of not accidentally overdoing it.
Oh, no! Team leader and boss in drunken night out. Shock! horror! Going out with Oggy tomorrow night, then. That'll be be a quiet night in at the library... not!
Just hearing about it the next day/week/month is unbearable though.
"Oh fucking mental night last saturday down notts"!!
"Yeah, what did you get up to"?!
"oh we wandered around a club after drinking in a pub"
if you have never bragged about how much you drank, how late you stayed out until, or how much you threw up, then there really is no hope for you - your midlife crisis will be a doozy. Enjoy!
your best friend telling you how they got wasted and made a fool of themselves in front of someone they like - hilarious
some guy you barely know from work going on about his LAD antics - tedious
and enjoy not having hangovers.
a la: "wasn't drunk at all, only had three drinks the entire night"
In 10 years time there's going to be reality tv shows about ambulance crews just sitting round on a Friday night getting bored.
Nah, rates of liver disease will be so high that the NHS will be too broke for ambulances.
When he left I realised that I felt slightly merry.
I must have been wrecked.
It's very poetic
These are the people who drink shitty lager, cheap shots and fall asleep on the nightbus, rather than drinking the good stuff 'til dawn, and turning up to work still drunk and don't want to draw attention to themselves by talking about it.
As if sean is at work.
as being wrecked is one of the most obvious sheep like things a person can do nowadays
when I'm really drunk
but this thread has reminded me of the story of the bloke going to sleep in one of those secure ATM booths and waking up to find he was being spooned by a tramp.
More of those stories please.
I was still in my (office) work clothes.
They asked me for directions, I gave them, they threw me a pound.
I was eating a smoked mackerel fillet out of it's wrapper like an ice lolly, having just climbed down from the roof of Kings Cross station. So that may have influenced things.
I'd missed my train after some work drinks and thought it would be safer to climb up there to sleep rather than kipping on ground level
Two of my missus' colleagues got booted after work and missed their train, so back to the office and slept there. Cunningly they swapped clothes so that no-one would guess they hadn't been home.
Smoked mackerel really is delicious, isn't it?
"Maaayte, I was SOOOOOOOO wasted on Kopparberg Pear Ciders last night!"
Full brand name. What a wanker.